I just got raped by the dentist

[mizzou]

OMG. Mouth = sore as hell. Went in for 3 fillings on left side of mouth. doc got me shot up and numbed, went at the top 2 (a cavity between 2 teeth from lack of flossing) and it went great.

Went to tooth on bottom. YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!! I tried to just go through the pain but it was just too much. No wonder people used to hate the dentist

Anyway, he decided to shoot me up some more....and some more...and some more. After having a 1/4 tube in my jaw searching for a nerve. my entire left side of my face is numb, but I can sure as hell feel the pain from where that needle was moving around


*runs outside to run up courthouse steps and do sylvester stallone quotes*

 

[glenn beck]

thread disappoint

 

[shiner]

So it looked something like this

??

 

[joesmoke]

OMG. Mouth = sore as hell.

welcome to the "damaged goods" club

 

[dougp]

You have a new friend.

 

[Gibsons]

thread disappoint

I was expecting an "I was under the nitrous and noticed I was being groped" story.

 

[marvdmartian]

Tim Carpenter: If he gives me the gas and I wake up with my pants unbuttoned, we ain't payin'.

 

[trmiv]

I was expecting an "I was under the nitrous and noticed I was being groped" story.

I was expecting an "I did sedation dentistry and now my ass hurts" story.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I was searching to see if I can find a website for my dentist once, and I did run across a news article about a guy with the same name as my dentist who was a child molester.

Do they normally put people asleep for a cleaning? One of the symptoms of the stuff they use is a sore butt, I never figured out the logic behind that.

 

[zinfamous]

Was she hot? It may not be rape....

 

[PsiStar]

I don't use local injections ... kind of like a prophylactic

 

[mizzou]

Was she hot? It may not be rape....

the aide was quite nice =D

but no, the doctor is like a pudgy kansas farmboy. I could barely fit those sausages in my mouth, hence the mouth rape

 

[techs]

"I just got raped by the dentist"

ttiwwp
if ever there was one.

 

[alkemyst]

It was more a gangbang dude when you went under he let the whole waiting room in on the train.

thanks!

 

[pontifex]

went to dentist today too. have had an ache in the top rear 2 teeth in the right side for a week. went in feeling ok, came out with throbbing aching pain. didn't find anything other than some cavities. gotta go back in 2 weeks to get them filled.

 

[lokiju]

Jerry?

 

[Terzo]

Rape him back?

 

[Nitemare]

the aide was quite nice =D

but no, the doctor is like a pudgy kansas farmboy. I could barely fit those sausages in my mouth, hence the mouth rape

He had more than one sausage?

 

[SooperDave]

Yeah, my dentist gets a dril, suction, mirror, and most of her fist in my mouth and still says open wider :\

 

[I Saw OJ]

Was your shirt tucked or untucked?

 

[Numenorean]

Dude...you seem to get raped a lot, or attempts made to rape you.

I think you like it.

 

[Slew Foot]

The real rape is when you get the bill

 

[mizzou]

Dude...you seem to get raped a lot, or attempts made to rape you.

I think you like it.

I'm going for a record of 7 consecutive rapings in a week

 

[gophins72]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctwi9ksJuFk