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I just got pwned

ThePresence

ThePresence

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There's really hot chick that the whole floor flirts with. Anyway, she walks into my office this afternoon while I was eating lunch at my desk (pizza), and she gives me the "man, do you ever stop eating" look. I just said hello and went back to work. Anyway, about 4 hours later she walks back into the room RIGHT WHEN I just started eating the leftover cold pizza. She actually stopped in midstride. I asked her, "why is it that I'm always eating like a pig when you walk into the room"? She answered "maybe it's because you eat all day long". Pwned. 😱
Anyway, back to the food.
 
Originally posted by: ThePresence
There's really hot chick that the whole floor flirts with. Anyway, she walks into my office this afternoon while I was eating lunch at my desk (pizza), and she gives me the "man, do you ever stop eating" look. I just said hello and went back to work. Anyway, about 4 hours later she walks back into the room RIGHT WHEN I just started eating the leftover cold pizza. She actually stopped in midstride. I asked her, "why is it that I'm always eating like a pig when you walk into the room"? She answered "maybe it's because you eat all day long". Pwned. 😱
Anyway, back to the food.
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Pretty good pwnage.

I got pwned by a Grand National a while back. Now that's pwnage!
 
It's actually good for you to eat all day long. I eat pretty much every two hours up until around 9 at night. Keeps my metabolism up, and really helps when I have to do a ten mile run or something.

BTW: why do you care what she thinks?
 
Originally posted by: Kevin
Haha, looks like she'll never eat you...
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:disgust: I don't know where you were going with that joke... but it stinks... girl eating a guy? isn't that tossing the sal... ohh wait.. 😱

anyhow man you should have DHLKD. 😀 😉
 
Originally posted by: ThePresence
There's really hot chick that the whole floor flirts with. Anyway, she walks into my office this afternoon while I was eating lunch at my desk (pizza), and she gives me the "man, do you ever stop eating" look. I just said hello and went back to work. Anyway, about 4 hours later she walks back into the room RIGHT WHEN I just started eating the leftover cold pizza. She actually stopped in midstride. I asked her, "why is it that I'm always eating like a pig when you walk into the room"? She answered "maybe it's because you eat all day long". Pwned. 😱
Anyway, back to the food.
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haha... are you chubby? Because that'd only make you look worse 😱

--GiLtY
 
Pwned for sure, but if you're thin there's nothing better than pissing people off because htey think you eat all the time 😀

I was scared to enter this thread in case you lost to a race in your maxima. Then I was like "Ah wait he's in a maxima.He wouldn't lose", so I entered.
 
Originally posted by: Skoorb

I was scared to enter this thread in case you lost to a race in your maxima. Then I was like "Ah wait he's in a maxima.He wouldn't lose", so I entered.
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Yeah, you know that wouldn't happen! 😀
 
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