I just got kicked off twitter

[rudeguy]

Aren't you supposed to be paying a ticket or something?

he should throw rocks when he goes to pay it


You know...for science.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Dearest Diary,

I shall play a rather humorous prank on the internet fellows today - I shall pretend I am some sort of ebonics speaking person who can not properly form a coherent thought and message.

When challenged on the authenticity of my speech impediment, I shall not break character!

My deception is of byzantine-esque proportions!!

 

[Bubbleawsome]

I mean, your troll is just obvious now. Will the mods please kill this account? Please?

 

[SunnyD]

I don't understand the gist of this post.

 

[Markbnj]

OP fails at dialect. It's clearly "jist" not "gist."

 

[rudeguy]

OP fails at dialect. It's clearly "jist" not "gist."

/me gives Markbnj Admin powers again just so he can ban this moron

 

[slayer202]

How fin (frustring?) would it be to have a English ---> OBLAMA2009 translater?

No, not other way round. Wheres youre sense of danger?

hmm

 

[Belegost]

I used "sound like" idiomatically. I wasn't implying that I actually heard him speak, just what I think his written words would sound like if read aloud.

Did that really require an explanation, or were you just being pedantic? Or are you saying (implying) you KNOW he's a white nerd? :hmm:

That last option.

Posting in an oblama thread - I wonder if this will wash off? D:

 

[zinfamous]

Can you please shut the fuck up?

2nded

 

[rudeguy]

OP:

What's your twitter handle? I'll work on getting a trend going.

 

[Puppies04]

I used "sound like" idiomatically. I wasn't implying that I actually heard him speak, just what I think his written words would sound like if read aloud.

Did that really require an explanation, or were you just being pedantic? Or are you saying (implying) you KNOW he's a white nerd? :hmm:

The last one

 

[OBLAMA2009]

man i erased they cookie an they still is bannin me, inniwun know how i git back on wifout given em my phone #??????

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

man i erased they cookie an they still is bannin me, inniwun know how i git back on wifout given em my phone #??????

Does "inniwun" mean:

"and I want to" ?

Google searching the "new" words definition, leads to your 2013 post, here:

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=34677026&postcount=1

 

[Ichinisan]

Does "inniwun" mean:

"and I want to" ?

Google searching the "new" words definition, leads to your 2013 post, here:

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=34677026&postcount=1

It means "anyone."

His schtick has never worked. One reason is because it's just not believable that an illiterate would spell things the way he does. They would say "N E 1" before they would say "inniwun." It's dumb.

 

[rudeguy]

It means "anyone."

His schtick has never worked. One reason is because it's just not believable that an illiterate would spell things the way he does. They would say "N E 1" before they would say "inniwun." It's dumb.

A quick Google of his username turns up many accounts whose posts are totally readable and intelligent. One even shows the user posting from Stanford and another confirms this by stating that user is in northern California.

OP is a confirmed troll using poor racial stereotypes. Motion for ban.

 

[Puppies04]

Motion passed.... Mods?

 

[DrPizza]

Motion passed.... Mods?

Hey, don't look at me. I didn't even notice this was a necro - I just saw the OP and thread title and thought, "why's he acting like an illiterate?" and fixed the grammar. -Admin DrPizza

 

[BUTCH1]

You got deleted because your a pus-filled boil on the ass of the internets, got it?.

 

[Bubbleawsome]

I say if he's not good enough for twitter he's not good enough for here. :awe: Maybe let him keep his second, normal-ish account.

 

[RossMAN]

Motion passed.... Mods?

I propose an amendment, unban Alky and ban OBLAMA2009?

All in favor?

 

[norseamd]

You need to work on your fake ebonics. You sound like a white nerd pretending to be black.

That is not Ebonics. Never watched any movie about the South like possibly Deliverance?

 

[Linux23]

Hey, don't look at me. I didn't even notice this was a necro - I just saw the OP and thread title and thought, "why's he acting like an illiterate?" and fixed the grammar. -Admin DrPizza

lol

 

[Bubbleawsome]

That is not Ebonics. Never watched any movie about the South like possibly Deliverance?

 

[MongGrel]

Whatever you did there, could you give it a try here and see if the outcome is the same? You know for science.

+10

 

[MongGrel]

You're not even entertaining. Your troll persona is just way too obvious.

Be more like Mayne or Moonbogg.

I'm sticking up for Moonbogg, he actually makes sense a lot of the time.