I JUST GOT CAUGHT SINGING ON A CONFERENCE CALL!!!

[UNCjigga]

Oh sh*t my boss is gonna chew me out later or on Monday morning for sure :|:|:|:|

So all I'm doin is listening to some music on my headphones in my office...mindin' my own business. The boss and a few analysts/consultants are on a conference call with a client in San Francisco (stupid west coast jackoffs schedule a conference call at 5PM Eastern on a FRIDAY!!! I hate time zone differences!!!)

So I reach over to grab an MS Access reference and as I do, somehow my elbow hits the "conference" button on the phone. Now usually when you hit any of the buttons on the phone and the line is in use, you can't use that line.

But oh no...not so with the conference line!!! Stupid b1tchass phone system patches me right on through to the call in progress since we only have one conference line, and I don't see the "Line Active" light. Had the headphones not been on, I would've heard the voices on the speakerphone.

BUT NO, I CONTINUE BELTING OUT "IF YOU WAAAAANNT TO DESTRRRROOOY MY SWEATTTEERRRRRR....PULLL THIS THREAAAAD AS I WAAAAAALK AWAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!

Please let me die now

Maybe my boss will actually fire me!

 

[Nohr]

lol, how embarrassing.

 

[murphy55d]

LOL

at least you weren't singing Hit me baby one more time or something.

 

[Geekbabe]

Hahahaha, pray your Boss has a sense of humor! Ooops,maybe not ,cause I'd be playing a tape of you singing on the office intercom on Monday,if I was the boss !!! :

 

[Storm]

Originally posted by: murphy55d
LOL

at least you weren't singing Hit me baby one more time or something.

heh

or "Whip It" there are so many songs that could have been worse

 

[Wallydraigle]

That's cool

 

[BDawg]

At least you weren't singing a less than appropriate rap song.

 

[DaveSimmons]

LOL as someone who sings along with his CDs I just have to live in fear now of this happening to me

And if I do, that it's Finn or Costello and not Tom Waits:
We sail tonight for Singapore / We're all as mad as hatters . . .

 

[kt]

Originally posted by: murphy55d
LOL

at least you weren't singing Hit me baby one more time or something.

or...

Sir Mix-A-Lot:
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

 

[xuanman]

my vp used to put the speakerphone on mute to make fun of the people in the conference calls...

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: tdas2
Deny all ? What they dont have as hard proof...

Analyst walked in on me to tell me to turn my phone off...so yea he did catch me red-handed...

 

[hamburglar]

Originally posted by: Nohr
lol, how embarrassing.

 

[PeeluckyDuckee]

so they found out eh, quick go hide under a rock! were they smiling or look pissy?

 

[Maverick]

haha if that happened at my workplace my boss would just make fun of me.

 

[Supermercado]

:Q Agreed, that would be quite embarassing.

 

[aphex]

my apologizes but i cant stop lajjughing!

 

[sharkeeper]

It could always be worse. Imagine using some buggy program or OS and having the thing crash. I tend to use the most colourful metaphors when this happens!



Typical response to computer problem

Now if you had some dirty record playing (and actually SING to THAT!) I'd think you'd be in big TROUBLE!

Cheers!

 

[UglyCasanova]

WATCHHH MEE UNRAVEL, I'LLL SOOOON BE NAKED!!!!.........

 

[Yeeny]

Well, at least it wasn't a bad song, I know I would get caught singing something like I Touch Myself, I know my luck. But I am sorry, thats just too funny.

 

[Aceshigh]

Originally posted by: Nohr
lol, how embarrassing.

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: GirlFriday
Well, at least it wasn't a bad song, I know I would get caught singing something like I Touch Myself, I know my luck. But I am sorry, thats just too funny.

So...umm...do you touch yourself??!!??

"Girls kill kittens too!"

 

[PeeluckyDuckee]

me think girls kill puppies, not kittens

 

[Azraele]

Lol!

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: PeeluckyDuckee
me think girls kill puppies, not kittens

Everyone kills kittens. There is a way around this, but everyone is too inhibited to stop the killing of kittens.

 

[UglyCasanova]

How do you kill puppies?