I just got an XBOX 360

[Dari]

I had dinner last night at my parent's apartment in mid-town. After dinner I went to the trash room. There, I met a lady who was throwing out a present. When she saw me she said 'You can have it' and handed me a nicely gift-wrapped box. I didn't say anything. I found out later that the present was meant for her boyfriend but he apparently did something awful to her and she decided to throw it away. I'm torn between keeping it, giving it to my brother as a present (his birthday was on Monday and I just sent him a text as a gesture), or finding the lady and asking her for her number and the receipt. She has a great ass and I need something like that in my life. By the way, the XBOX was the Modern Warfare edition.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Shens.

 

[synn_]

Christmas Story. Anyway have fun with the box.

 

[mizzou]

fixed

I had dinner last night at my parent's apartment in mid-town. After dinner I went to the trash room. There, I met a crackhead who was throwing out stolen merchandise. When he saw me he said 'Fu$! you goin; do?' and I holstered my pistol and took the stolen item from his grasp. I didn't say anything. I found out later that the present was meant for his poor dying child but he apparently is going to die soon and just wanted to play xbox once in his life. I'm torn between keeping it, giving it to my brother as a present (his birthday was on Monday and I just sent him a text as a gesture), or finding the dying child. The child has a great ass and I need something like that in my life. By the way, the XBOX was the Modern Warfare edition.

 

[Mike Gayner]

Shens.

x2

 

[olds]

Shens and you got the wrong box.

 

[Dari]

Shens and you got the wrong box.

The wrong box?

 

[jjzelinski]

I'm curious what the point of this thread was?

 

[BabaBooey]

I'm curious what the point of this thread was?

This...

Shens and you got the wrong box.

 

[olds]

The wrong box?

Should have gotten hers.

 

[Freshgeardude]

pics and I'll believe it.

if true, your a lucky son of a bitch cause that xbox is worth 400 to buy and is a limited edition.

 

[Corporate Thug]

Shens.

this

 

[Dari]

Should have gotten hers.

I thought that's what you were alluding to. But I've never heard of women or any part of a woman being called a 'box'. Is this an inside joke or something?

For those not believing me, you don't have to. I got lucky and now I may have something to use against my brother the next time he refuses to lend me his camera. I don't want to keep it because I already have a PS3 and I don't even play many games on it (I have 4 games, total) so this gaming system would go to waste in my apartment.

 

[olds]

I thought that's what you were alluding to. But I've never heard of women or any part of a woman being called a 'box'. Is this an inside joke or something?

For those not believing me, you don't have to. I got lucky and now I may have something to use against my brother the next time he refuses to lend me his camera. I don't want to keep it because I already have a PS3 and I don't even play many games on it (I have 4 games, total) so this gaming system would go to waste in my apartment.

I'll give you $100 for it.

 

[Dari]

I'll give you $100 for it.

How about you give me a $100 and a BJ?

 

[olds]

How about you give me a $100 and a BJ?

Not a problem. Next time I'll just have your mom give me two and I'll give you one.

 

[Dari]

Not a problem. Next time I'll just have your mom give me two and I'll give you one.

A 2 for 1 deal? Now that's just unreasonable. Throw in your sister and we'll call it even.

 

[arcenite]

I thought that's what you were alluding to. But I've never heard of women or any part of a woman being called a 'box'. Is this an inside joke or something?

For those not believing me, you don't have to. I got lucky and now I may have something to use against my brother the next time he refuses to lend me his camera. I don't want to keep it because I already have a PS3 and I don't even play many games on it (I have 4 games, total) so this gaming system would go to waste in my apartment.

It's a common term, noob.

 

[Sheep]

Shens.

You've apparently never seen just how completely irrational women can become.

I fully believe the OP's story.

 

[lokiju]

You could hack it pretty easily to play "home brew" stuff.

 

[MotF Bane]

I thought that's what you were alluding to. But I've never heard of women or any part of a woman being called a 'box'. Is this an inside joke or something?

srs?

 

[SHANE44]

That's strange. Another member found a car with a xbox in it also.

 

[Dari]

That's strange. Another member found a car with a xbox in it also.

I found an xbox in the same trash room about a year ago along with a laptop. But it was the original xbox and the laptop had a broken screen.

 

[SoulAssassin]

I found an xbox in the same trash room about a year ago along with a laptop. But it was the original xbox and the laptop had a broken screen.

Is it some kind of magical trash room? WTF?

 

[nerp]

You've apparently never seen just how completely irrational women can become.

I fully believe the OP's story.

Agreed.