I just got a burger!!

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: XabanakFanatik
UPDATE: I've only gotten this far through the burger and I'm already slowing down. I still have quite a few fries left to eat, also. I can make it!

UpdateX2: I'm finally finished. I can feel my heart slowing down and my thighs growing larger.

wtf? It takes you thirty-eight minutes to eat a small cheeseburger like that? You lose.

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: XabanakFanatik
UPDATE: I've only gotten this far through the burger and I'm already slowing down. I still have quite a few fries left to eat, also. I can make it!

UpdateX2: I'm finally finished. I can feel my heart slowing down and my thighs growing larger.

wtf? It takes you thirty-eight minutes to eat a small cheeseburger like that? You lose.

Hey, I'm 5'7" and 130 lbs.

Also, I spent a large majority of that time laughing at my own thread, and taking pics.

 

[codeyf]

Sh1t looks good....I know where I'm going to lunch tomorrow....

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: XabanakFanatik
Hey, I'm 5'7" and 130 lbs.

Also, I spent a large majority of that time laughing at my own thread, and taking pics.

I'm 5'7" and 100 pounds and can eat three 1/3lb burgers faster than you. That little thing might as well be a snack.

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: XabanakFanatik
Hey, I'm 5'7" and 130 lbs.

Also, I spent a large majority of that time laughing at my own thread, and taking pics.

I'm 5'7" and 100 pounds and can eat three 1/3lb burgers faster than you. That little thing might as well be a snack.

Uh.. Last night for dinner I had a 1.5 lb burger cooked by my mother. I ate it in about 15 minutes...

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: XabanakFanatik
Uh.. Last night for dinner I had a 1.5 lb burger cooked by my mother. I ate it in about 15 minutes...

So why's that one taking so long? It can't be much more than a 1/4lb. Even with fries that isn't very much.

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: XabanakFanatik
Uh.. Last night for dinner I had a 1.5 lb burger cooked by my mother. I ate it in about 15 minutes...

So why's that one taking so long? It can't be much more than a 1/4lb. Even with fries that isn't very much.

Uh, you seem to be mistaken. It's two 1/3 lb patties. Also, did you not read my post above? I spent a majority of the time laughing at the post and replies, and also taking more pictures. Many of which weren't any good and weren't posted..

 

[brtspears2]

I just had smelly bean curd!

 

[imported_electron]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
is that a big kahuna burger? do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?

WHAT?

 

[Powermoloch]

lucky bastard

 

[daveymark]

bootootootootdoo

oookateebookatee

galdybaldy

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: electron

Originally posted by: Yossarian
is that a big kahuna burger? do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?

WHAT?

Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfvcker. Say what one more g-ddamn time.

 

[JonnyStarks]

damn that looks good

 

[The Linuxator]

Originally posted by: dopcombo
OMG. you bastard. Now I'm so hungry.....

 

[SynthDude2001]

Well, you've certainly provided ample pics for this thread

Looks good, but I can't eat like that anymore.

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: CollectiveUnconscious
Ugh, that's disgusting looking.

QFT

 

[YoYoBabyYo]

Farmer Boy's FTW!

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: XabanakFanatik

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: XabanakFanatik
Hey, I'm 5'7" and 130 lbs.

Also, I spent a large majority of that time laughing at my own thread, and taking pics.

I'm 5'7" and 100 pounds and can eat three 1/3lb burgers faster than you. That little thing might as well be a snack.

Uh.. Last night for dinner I had a 1.5 lb burger cooked by my mother. I ate it in about 15 minutes...

Jesus christ. Enjoy heart disease.

 

[StevenYoo]

that burger...

is a work of ART.

 

[SofaKing]

brb

 

[SampSon]

Where is the rest of the burger, like onions, lettuce, tomatoes?

 

[feelingshorter]

lol im sure you do feel your heart stopping...

 

[axelfox]

Samuel L Jackson: Mmmmm. This IS a tasty burger.

 

[tommywishbone]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: electron

Originally posted by: Yossarian
is that a big kahuna burger? do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?

WHAT?

Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfvcker. Say what one more g-ddamn time.

 

[ironcrotch]

Where in Oregon is this place? I'm in Oregon too, but I think the best place for burgers is a bar called Don's Dugout. Best burgers ever, it reminds me of the kind of burger I'd make if I weren't so damn lazy.