I just found the weirdest letter I've ever gotten.

[JimRaynor]

I used to work as a windows tech a few years ago, like my freshman year of college. One day they drag our "team" into a meeting and our manager Gordon starts talking to us and hands out this:

o...........k.............

Discuss.

 

[bradruth]

So...did you hit it?

 

[aplefka]

Ace Ventura?

 

[xcript]

:Q

 

[HaxorNubcake]

wow.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: aplefka
Ace Ventura?

"your gun is digging into my hip..gah!"

edit: btw, ask your boss why he butchered the last 2 matrix movies. it is one of the wachowski bros. (or shall i now say brother/sister), right?

 

[JonnyStarks]

Originally posted by: aplefka
Ace Ventura?

He found Captain Winky!!

 

[Mik3y]

wow............................................................................
................

 

[yobarman]

That's interesting....


That's very interesting.


Why did he deem it necessary to tell his entire work force? Keep that sh;t to yourself, freak!

 

[callmesteve]

Discuss eh... sounds like rape to me

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

that guy/girl may not have had them for much longer, but that took some serious balls to hand that out.

 

[cw42]

:camera::camera::camera:

 

[bdude]

hmm...interesting

 

[t3hmuffinman]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
that guy/girl may not have had them for much longer, but that took some serious balls to hand that out.

 

[dudeman007]

Should have been a linux tech.

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: yobarman
freak

 

[BillGates]

definitely a Mac user

 

[OutHouse]

I have nothing at all against transsexuals. however, having a meeting called and handing that crap out to your employees is not cool and totally unprofessional. If i was there i would have walked out, not because of what he handed out offended me or becuase i think he is a freak. but because he just involved me and the rest of the company/dept in his personal life that should stay at home.

 

[Evdawg]

Originally posted by: cw42
:camera::camera::camera:

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: BillGates
definitely a Mac user

*Insert joke with the word "shuffle"*

 

[Shame]

Originally posted by: Citrix
I have nothing at all against transsexuals. however, handing that crap out to your employees is not cool and totally unprofessional. If i was there i would have walked out, not because of what he handed out offended me or becuase i think he is a freak. but because he just involved me and the rest of the company/dept in his personal life that should stay at home.

I agree. I would have walked right out of that Best Buy staff meeting...

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: Citrix.. but because he just involved me and the rest of the company/dept in his personal life that should stay at home.

I understand this position, as I really can't stand to know anything about my co-workers' personal lives..

but don't you think that it makes sense to head off the whispering and confusion when gordon's boobs come in and she starts wearing makeup and dresses, and suddenly now uses the ladies restroom?

 

[Specop 007]

Well, look at the bright side. Now, instead of you getting on your knees for a promotion, he can get on his knees for you.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Brave guy...err...ya know. That's gotta be tough to lay it all out on the table that you won't be able to "lay it out on the table" for long.

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: Citrix
I have nothing at all against transsexuals. however, having a meeting called and handing that crap out to your employees is not cool and totally unprofessional. If i was there i would have walked out, not because of what he handed out offended me or becuase i think he is a freak. but because he just involved me and the rest of the company/dept in his personal life that should stay at home.

You would prefer he show up on Monday in a suit, and Tuesday in a dress with tits?
I think he did the right thing by being open with his employees, otherwise the Monday suit Tuesday tits thing would be a reality, and everyone would have a BIG WTFBBQ?!