I just found a shard of glass on my carpet

[rudeguy]

what shall I do with it?

 

[dighn]

check it for deadly poison. somebody is obviously out to get you.

 

[cjgallen]

eat it

 

[Nomada]

scars resembling tattoos are neat.

 

[Kalvin00]

circumcise yourself

 

[Slacker]

Put it back where you found it and dont touch other peoples stuf, sheesh :|

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
vasectomize yourself

fixed

 

[meltdown75]

run down the street like a madman screaming you've found ice that doesn't melt

 

[MustISO]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
run down the street like a madman screaming you've found ice that doesn't melt

I actually LOL'd!

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
run down the street like a madman screaming you've found ice that doesn't melt

with or without clothes?

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: meltdown75
run down the street like a madman screaming you've found ice that doesn't melt

with or without clothes?

Just in a pair of cleats.

 

[shilala]

I bet the shard fairy delivered it.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: meltdown75
run down the street like a madman screaming you've found ice that doesn't melt

with or without clothes?

keep your gear on. when people approach you, hold a lighter flame to the shard to convince them that it won't melt. do a few hits of crack before you venture off to dilate your pupils a bit - works for me. :Q

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: meltdown75
run down the street like a madman screaming you've found ice that doesn't melt

with or without clothes?

Just in a pair of cleats.

football or soccer?

 

[sleepysentry]

Why not start collecting pieces of useless broken glass? Or sell it on Ebay claiming that it's unique art.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: meltdown75
run down the street like a madman screaming you've found ice that doesn't melt

with or without clothes?

Just in a pair of cleats.

football or soccer?

Golf

 

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: meltdown75
run down the street like a madman screaming you've found ice that doesn't melt

with or without clothes?

Just in a pair of cleats.

football or soccer?

Golf

Baseball

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: meltdown75
run down the street like a madman screaming you've found ice that doesn't melt

with or without clothes?

Just in a pair of cleats.

football or soccer?

Golf

with or without the cup? (no jock strap)