I just found a can of Mountain Dew!

[Killbat]

I was just thinking how much I'd like to have a soda right now, and that I'm too lazy to go upstairs and get one. Then I look down by my computer, and there's a can of Mountain Dew down there! It's all bent up and dusty, I must've knocked it down there weeks ago! But damn is it tasty!

 

[RU482]

Sweet!! I just found a slice of pizza under my chair!!!

 

[ltk007]

I just found leftovers from last week on top of my computer!

 

[Sacotool]

I found a banana from last Christmas in my drawer!

 

[chipbgt]

I found a chiclet in my underwear...

I think its passion fruit..

 

[T2T III]

I find that warm soda tastes nasty. You'll still have to go upstairs and get some ice.

 

[Killbat]

Too late. I drank it already.

 

[cisco]

yucka,yuk,yuk
I drank an ant with my coffee and spit him out, yucka yuka yuk
glad it wasn't a roach...

 

[Brooks]

I found a dead housecat under my desk a few weeks ago, it was snack-food all the way up till end of yesterday.

 

[Makanani]

You know...lately i've grown a liking for room temp soda. I dunno what the hell is wrong with me. Maybe my laziness has gotten the worst of me, since i won't go the extra few feet to fetch the ice. =T

 

[Wangel]

I found some small sticky raisins or something stuck to the underside of my desk. They are a bit crunchy now, but not bad. They do get caught in between your teeth though!

 

[Anybody]

Up until I quit drinking it 3 years ago I could drink Mountain Dew at any tempature save for HOT.

 

[Killbat]

Not that I'm too lazy to get some ice. It's that I find the ice melts too much and dilutes the soda. I'd rather drink warm soda than "half-taste" soda.

 

[Wangel]

If you want a quick way to cool down a can of soda. I purchased a Soda Cooler at K-Mart a few months ago. It's a bit hard to describe, but it is battery powered. You fill the bottom tray with ice, and then insert a warm can of soda. It spins the soda against the ice and in less than 2 minutes you have an icey cold can of soda. Really great for those days you forget to restock the frige, and much faster then leaving the can in the freezer. I believe it cost about $15.

 

[chipbgt]

(in best Homer voice) TWO MINUTES??? ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

 

[Makanani]

wait...it spins the soda against the ice? and in 2 min it's cold? wouldn't it leave a mess when you open the sucker?

 

[Mday]

that's funny, i found a can of MD a few weeks ago. i was not looking for it. just cleaning my room. and no, the can was not openned, but the expiration date passed months before...

 

[Mday]

LOL killbat

 

[RU482]

Wangel

I found some small sticky raisins or something stuck to the underside of my desk

I hope they weren't boogers

 

[Chooie]

Since when does mountain dew expire? That stuff is like hard candy, you can eat/drink it years after you buy it

 

[Kitros]

I've found that toe/bellybutton lint tastes a lot like cotton candy

Hey chooie- the mods forgot to take that ryhme off, huh?

 

[Chooie]

Umm... no...

 

[InTheClouds]

Wengel,

I learned that trick while I was in college in a town that did not sell cold beer. Just take a cooler and add ice and some water. Place the beer in the cooler and spin it every couple of minutes. If I had known of such a mechanism to do it for me I would have had it made. K-Mart should market those products towards college towns with no cold beer. They would make a killing.