I just figured out who invented the first pants

[mizzou]

It had to be the cook of the group


Seriously, I decided to just dry off naked while making dinner after a brisk swim, and I swear to god, cooking chili and steaming corn in a bowl in a microwave at head level made me pucker like a turtle

 

[Gibson486]

***walks out***

 

[mizzou]

***walks out***

I've got some leftovers if you want it?

 

[AndroidVageta]

Ill take themm.

 

[Ruptga]

I don't get it. Stuff cooking in a microwave made your naked self nervous? Try cooking bacon pantsless sometime, you'll shit a brick.

 

[moshquerade]

"Well, I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold..."

"Oh, you mean... Shrinkage."

"Yes. Significant shrinkage."

"So you feel you were shortchanged."

 

[mizzou]

I don't get it. Stuff cooking in a microwave made your naked self nervous? Try cooking bacon pantsless sometime, you'll shit a brick.

its the process of bringing down a hot bowl full of very hot water & corn mix

 

[Ruptga]

Oh, that. Pshaw, that's easy, just don't spill anything on yourself.

I walk around naked all the time. I clean up the room, do dishes, whatever. Perhaps unfortunately for the wifey-poo, I tend to feel productive immediately after my shower, but I know that feeling will pass soon.

 

[destrekor]

its the process of bringing down a hot bowl full of very hot water & corn mix

As he said, don't fry anything on the stove if that makes you all nervous.

Oil/butter spattering at random out of the pan, that'll get you real good.

 

[Born2bwire]

Next up, frying bacon without a shirt on!

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

You call heating something in the microwave 'cooking'? What's next, calling posting on ATOT 'working'? Oh wait.... *goes back to work*