I just figured out how to break the internets

[StageLeft]

Don't do this, but I want to get it out there so that somebody can fix it.

Create a tinyurl.com link to a bit.ly link. That bit.ly link goes to another tinyurl link. If this is 60 links deep a critical routing event will occur on all major internet backbones and crash the entire thing, requiring a power down of all of them and a re-flash.

 

[BurnItDwn]

It would be like a really fast game of ping pong with really good players!

 

[SandEagle]

snore

 

[Scouzer]

if only it werked

 

[spidey07]

Routing has nothing to do with URLs or Redirects.

Knowing the OSI model fail.

 

[StageLeft]

Routing has nothing to do with URLs or Redirects.

Knowing the OSI model fail.

Seriously?

 

[spidey07]

Seriously?

I'm super cereal.

There is still an overflow bug you can use to break BGP, but I sure as hell ain't posting how to do it and most providers don't use encryption on their BGP peers.

/shifty eyes.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

if i take a pic of my dick and upload it anywhere on the interwebs, the internet will go down for about 2 weeks.

 

[StageLeft]

if i take a pic of my dick and upload it anywhere on the interwebs, the internet will go down for about 2 weeks.

But only cause you're so up!

 

[AndroidVageta]

Wow...this thread is going places!!!

 

[Joemonkey]

You can break google by searching for this:

[FONT=&quot]spGetChangeNotifications WAITFOR DELAY '00:00:05'[/FONT]

 

[lord_emperor]

You can break google by searching for this:

[FONT=&quot]spGetChangeNotifications WAITFOR DELAY '00:00:05'[/FONT]

Didn't work.

 

[StageLeft]

Didn't work.

Did you wait five seconds?

 

[mesthead21]

please dont break the tubes

 

[Regs]

We all must unplug ourselves at the same time.

 

[trmiv]

Duh, you can also do it by just typing "google" into Google.

 

[DesiPower]

wooo dude, that's soo kewl!!! I just did it, I could see sparks flying from the Time Warner box down the block... awesome... let me try that again with 200 deep, maybe I can bring it down permanently!!

 

[AstroManLuca]

Duh, you can also do it by just typing "google" into Google.

 

[PricklyPete]

Please do it so I can go home.

 

[Newbian]

If you don't send in the monthly check to Al Gore for using his internet he will shut it down.

 

[Lounatik]

if i take a pic of my dick and upload it anywhere on the interwebs, my mom will go down for about 2 weeks.

Fixed


Peace

Lounatik

 

[Kadarin]

Routing has nothing to do with URLs or Redirects.

Knowing the OSI model fail.

This.

 

[Judgement]

Originally Posted by Inspector Jihad View Post
if i take a pic of my dick and upload it anywhere on the interwebs, my mom will go down for about 2 weeks.

ouch

 

[shocksyde]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=let+me+google+that+for+you

 

[Noirish]

This is how you break the internet.