I just discovered the internet...

[EliteRetard]

Again. For the thirty nine millionth time. For those who have never been, or only a few hundred times, these are for you:

And if you check the URLs you can see that yes, I did.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

That first gif is terrifying in some way. D:

 

[EliteRetard]

That first gif is terrifying in some way. D:

Yeah, who the fuck uses wheels?!
All that engineering crap is for stupid people!

 

[EliteRetard]

That first gif is terrifying in some way. D:

Oh and you're also probably thinking of this:

:awe:

 

[Ken g6]

That first gif is terrifying in some way. D:

If you don't like the first gif, don't do a Google search for "strandbeest".

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I actually saw a fairly big spider today, same proportions and colors as a daddy long-legs but it's like it was an roids, bigger and beefier. It was strutting around the halls for a few hours until someone killed it.

Table-spider is still scarier. Maybe because I imagine being the chair.

 

[EliteRetard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GgOn66knqA

How it works.

 

[gotsmack]

That curtain one is genius. I want one.

 

[Iron Woode]

here's a solution to the op's problem:

http://www.turnofftheinternet.com/

 

[Naer]

5 star thread. Would read again. Saved to triple encrypted HDD for future aliens to refer to

 

[EliteRetard]

That curtain one is genius. I want one.

I concur.

And absolutely typical of how teens treat their multi-thousand dollar toys.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Edit: Damnit, I can't believe there's only one copy of this flash on youtube, and it's broken. Move along now...

 

[EliteRetard]

here's a solution to the op's problem:

http://www.turnofftheinternet.com/

To your avatar:

It may be cheesy and ridiculous at times, but heck yeah!

One of the very few shows in the last 10-15 years that tickles my fancy.
Glad CBS allows free streaming from their site (I got no cable or TV).

 

[EliteRetard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg

Well yeah, that's always the first thing when you visit the internet.
I literally don't think I go a day without quoting at least one line from that.

 

[EliteRetard]

Edit: Damnit, I can't believe there's only one copy of this flash on youtube, and it's broken. Move along now...

Don't cry, there are lots of versions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano

 

[Red Squirrel]

Don't cry, there are lots of versions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano

That one is broken too, it's weird, most of them seem to freeze around the beginning.

I can't remember the original site, would be awesome if it was still up. Totally need to screen cap the original and record it, for historical reasons. Important ones.

 

[EliteRetard]

That one is broken too, it's weird, most of them seem to freeze around the beginning.

I can't remember the original site, would be awesome if it was still up. Totally need to screen cap the original and record it, for historical reasons. Important ones.

? I don't seem to have that issue.

There are other good takes as well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE6emvdmg-M

 

[SKORPI0]

http://www.research.att.com/export/...vis/news/img/ATT_Labs_InternetMap_0730_10.pdf (from Sept. 2010)

 

[deadlyapp]

You realize this is what the hume thread is for right?

 

[EliteRetard]

You realize this is what the hume thread is for right?

No.

Honestly, I'm eating bread.

 

[Iron Woode]

To your avatar:

It may be cheesy and ridiculous at times, but heck yeah!

One of the very few shows in the last 10-15 years that tickles my fancy.
Glad CBS allows free streaming from their site (I got no cable or TV).

you could try Kodi to watch tv shows.

 

[Ichinisan]

No.

Honestly, I'm eating bread.

...from the dumpster?! D:

 

[Reynod]

I found the table creepy and ingenious ... I want one but it also scares me too. I may need therapy.

 

[EliteRetard]

Today:

 

[tcsenter]

WTF is with that bus?? Pretty sure that can't be legal to operate on public highways and bi-ways!