i just deleted my porn collection

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
redtube ftw

spankwire>redtube

 

[Engineer]

I sense a disturbance....

 

[Cabages]

Why did you do it?

I've thought about doing it before. I went without for two weeks before. Didn't notice a difference in myself so I just decided to keep it.

How many GBs?

 

[minendo]

t deleted my porn collection

And little boys across the world rejoice.

 

[dbk]

my condolences

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: LS21
:brokenheart:

like...on accident?

 

[SKORPI0]

Urban dictionary.... ouch!!!! :Q

Nicaraguan Chocolate Nutcracker

while a woman is on top during sex, she diarrhea shits on the man's balls then reaches behind and karate chops his balls

 

[ballmode]

sad

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: SKORPI0
Urban dictionary.... ouch!!!! :Q

Nicaraguan Chocolate Nutcracker

while a woman is on top during sex, she diarrhea shits on the man's balls then reaches behind and karate chops his balls

Ok now they're just making shit up as they go along

 

[schneiderguy]

I had a video recommended to me last night. It was of an old lady sticking various kinds of fruit up her vagina, and then proceeding to push them out like she was giving birth. She even managed to fit two oranges in there. I was impressed.

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
So are all the 12 years olds safe now?

They have been since Jackson died, but what does LS21's porn collection have to do with it?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: SKORPI0
Urban dictionary.... ouch!!!! :Q

Nicaraguan Chocolate Nutcracker

while a woman is on top during sex, she diarrhea shits on the man's balls then reaches behind and karate chops his balls

O.M.F.G.!!!! why hasn't he shared this yet?!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: StinkyPinky

Originally posted by: andylawcc
your man card is also deleted too.

Originally posted by: waffleironhead
Feds on the way?

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
So are all the 12 years olds safe now?

LMAOs

Nah, real men have sex with women not Red Tube.

Real men yes, real ATOTers no.

 

[randomlinh]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
I had a video recommended to me last night. It was of an old lady sticking various kinds of fruit up her vagina, and then proceeding to push them out like she was giving birth. She even managed to fit two oranges in there. I was impressed.

a woman has to squeeze out a ~5-8lb baby outta there all the time, and you're impressed by two oranges?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: randomlinh

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
I had a video recommended to me last night. It was of an old lady sticking various kinds of fruit up her vagina, and then proceeding to push them out like she was giving birth. She even managed to fit two oranges in there. I was impressed.

a woman has to squeeze out a ~5-8lb baby outta there all the time, and you're impressed by two oranges?

they could have been preemies...:0*o

just sayin'

 

[schneiderguy]

Originally posted by: randomlinh

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
I had a video recommended to me last night. It was of an old lady sticking various kinds of fruit up her vagina, and then proceeding to push them out like she was giving birth. She even managed to fit two oranges in there. I was impressed.

a woman has to squeeze out a ~5-8lb baby outta there all the time, and you're impressed by two oranges?

They were big oranges :Q

 

[TheVrolok]

Who needs a porn collection now with the availability of so much free streaming porn?

 

[irishScott]

Dont worry. It'll be back soon enough. You know it will be.

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: TheVrolok
Who needs a porn collection now with the availability of so much free streaming porn?

Those of us who like the security of knowing that no one is watching our connection as we watch it. I also download porn through tor and keep it encrypted. Then again, all of my personal docs are encrypted. You never know who's watching your internets. <.< >.>

 

[techs]

/undelete

 

[RaistlinZ]

www .*****. com


FTW :thumbsup:

You mean www. free-weekofffromtheforums .com Porn links are not allowed on these forums.
-Anandtech Moderator DrPizza

 

[her209]

When a women ask you about your porn collection, she's not going to believe you when you say "no".

 

[Sea Moose]

.

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: dainthomas

Originally posted by: moshquerade
seen it once, not interested in seeing it again. hence, no collection needed.

You've watched porn once in your life?

a few more times than that.

Can we have a :camera: of you watching porn?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: dainthomas

Originally posted by: moshquerade
seen it once, not interested in seeing it again. hence, no collection needed.

You've watched porn once in your life?

That is not how I took it...

She has seen all the p0rn once!

The second time round it's just repetitive...