I just committed two federal offenses!

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Adul

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
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simms

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NikPreviousAcct

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Opening someone else's mail in your own home isn't a federal offense. If someone else's mail gets delivered to you, you can even *gasp* pick it up out of your own mailbox. If you take it home and open it, you haven't committed a felony.
 

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Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Opening someone else's mail in your own home isn't a federal offense. If someone else's mail gets delivered to you, you can even *gasp* pick it up out of your own mailbox. If you take it home and open it, you haven't committed a felony.
Really? I get other people's male all the time (Mr. Perry does NOT live here anymore). So you're saying I can take his mail into my apartment and just open it and see how his financial life is going? I generally drop them off at the rent office. By generally I mean always. I never open his stuff ;)

 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Opening someone else's mail in your own home isn't a federal offense. If someone else's mail gets delivered to you, you can even *gasp* pick it up out of your own mailbox. If you take it home and open it, you haven't committed a felony.
Really? I get other people's male all the time (Mr. Perry does NOT live here anymore). So you're saying I can take his mail into my apartment and just open it and see how his financial life is going? I generally drop them off at the rent office. By generally I mean always. I never open his stuff ;)

You can do whatever the fvck you want to do with it. Open it, but just don't apply for the credit carda under his name. That is a problem. ;)
 

GoingUp

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Dont worry. I'll still come to prison for the conjugal visits ;)
Whoo hoo!!

That is, unless you get deported. Then I'll have to stay in AL and take good care of Mrs. Skoorb