I just came back from the beach, and found no single hot chicks.

[platinumike]

No seriously. I searched the entire beach, and im in Florida. All I found were Milfs and a few hot chicks that arent single. I think the hot chicks have a precise schedule of when and where to be on the weekends. I was thinking about going to another beach, this one was pretty crowded, but i decided the Sun is too far gone. Anyone know the hot chick schedule?

 

[venk]

Hot Chick Schedule 🙂
------------------------
9 AM Wake Up
9:01 AM - 11 PM The sexorz with venk
11:01 PM - 8:59 AM Sleep

 

[Twista]

shouldve went to an nude beach 😉 You wudve only found all nude nerd males looking for nude females.

 

[platinumike]

alright, ill be searching again at 9:01 am. They have to drive home right?

 

[Goosemaster]

You did put the bananaa in your pants like I told you, right?

 

[platinumike]

yes, i kept the bannana in the grocery bag.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: venk
9:01 AM - 11 PM The sexorz with venk

damn! almost 14 hours to get it up? that must be a hell of a chafe!

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: venk
9:01 AM - 11 PM The sexorz with venk

damn! almost 14 hours to get it up? that must be a hell of a chafe!

my wienie broke 🙁

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: platinumike
alright, ill be searching again at 9:01 am. They have to drive home right?

just go to a bar, find a girl sitting by herself, go up to her and say: "so, you plan on walking out to your car alone tonight?"

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: platinumike
alright, ill be searching again at 9:01 am. They have to drive home right?

just go to a bar, find a girl sitting by herself, go up to her and say: "so, you plan on walking out to your car alone tonight?"

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloraform?"

 

[platinumike]

im only 18 dude.

 

[her209]

Does this mean you got no action last night?

 

[platinumike]

i like that line though

 

[imported_Hi]

if you didnt go to the gay beaches you could find chicks

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: platinumike
im only 18 dude.

Then go to the local Chucky E Cheese 🙂

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: venk
9:01 AM - 11 PM The sexorz with venk

damn! almost 14 hours to get it up? that must be a hell of a chafe!

my wienie broke 🙁

too bad you couldn't buy it with amex otherwise they double the warranty!

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: sniperruff

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: venk
9:01 AM - 11 PM The sexorz with venk

damn! almost 14 hours to get it up? that must be a hell of a chafe!

my wienie broke 🙁

too bad you couldn't buy it with amex otherwise they double the warranty!

🙁 THey might have even given me an upgraded model to replace the old one. 🙁

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: venk
"Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloraform?"

yep, thats the modern spanish fly right there.

 

[platinumike]

nah, I've been to this beach before with my x. I was enamored at how many parades of women were just passing by.

 

[platinumike]

.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: platinumike
alright, ill be searching again at 9:01 am. They have to drive home right?

just go to a bar, find a girl sitting by herself, go up to her and say: "so, you plan on walking out to your car alone tonight?"

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloraform?"

lol

 

[meltdown75]

ah, you got it all wrong OP. this is how *you* find hot chicks at the beach.

- go to www.google.com
- type in "hot chicks" beach

:thumbsup:!!! it works - I TRIED IT!!! :beer: thank me later.