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I just bought the strangest game on my Touch

QueBert

Lifer
The premise of the game is you're a bear who needs to fill up on fish and get back to your cave to hibernate. Now the game... well it looks like it was drawn in MS Paint, either by somebody who really really sucks at drawing. Or somebody who's really talented and trying to make it look like they really suck. And you're driving a Yugo, yeah a bear driving a Yugo. The game has badgers who try to attack you and steal your fish. I can't explain it really, I've only played it a few times to boot. The controls are crazy (not in a good way) the graphics I actually like them, they're very crude and cartoony. I mean crude like crappy not dirty. I don't understand why you're a bear driving a car. The driving sucks, it's hard and doesn't make much sense. But the game was only a buck and it's definitely the most unique game I've played in ages, if not ever. I don't think I'll see another bear driving a car simulator again in my life time. Some of the reviews of it on the app store are funny. Most seem obviously fake though.

Strangely enough, I want to see a part 2, or at least an update. I don't know what I'd rate it either 1.5/5 or 5/5 I can't decide which way to go.
 
I'm still trying to figure out why the hell this game requires OS 3.0. I see nothing that wouldn't work on 2.0. Had to drop another $5 on the 3.1.2 upgrade, oh well I'm seeing other apps that need 3.0 so I guess it was worth it. Driving in this game is still horrible though lol.
 
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