I just bought a vaccuum cleaner.

Chrono

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I just got an Oreck XL 21... and it is bling bling.
It sucks really good ;)
 

Psyber

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Originally posted by: Chrono
I just got an Oreck XL 21... and it is bling bling.
It sucks really good ;)

for $800 I'd rather hire some one to vacuum for me.
 

Chrono

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Yes. I'm attaching it to my fleshlight for added enhancement.
Better than my g/f!!!!!!!!!!
 

dullard

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I perfer a $150 Eureka vacuum that does the same thing and does it just as well.
 

vrbaba

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Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
What are you going to be using it for?

as he said... "it sucks really good" and something tells me he doesnt mean carpets
 

brian_riendeau

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vaccuuming hotels for a living.

Why would a hotel not provide you with a vacuum?

a dyson animal would have been more than plenty

If he actually is vacuuming hotels, reliability is certainly an issue. There is a lot less to go wrong with an Oreck compared to a Dyson. Also, I doubt the Dyson has a 21 year warranty.
 

Ornery

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snake oil or Oreck XL21
  • Pros: NONE
    Cons: Pricey to buy, don't clean well, bags and belts costly, poor customer service.

    I bought an Oreck XL21 thinking I would be getting a great vacuum, but got a good dose of snake oil. We had this vacuum for just over 90 days and it just died, I was also very unhappy with the way it cleaned up to this point. When I tried to send it back and get a refund, I was hit with some very large re-stocking fees, mine was over $260. Dave Oreck is a good snake oil salesman and his infomercial will pull you right in, but read the fine print. The web site wont tell you about the restocking fee's or deadline. His customer service people will, and be very rude about it. When I sent mine back for a refund Dave and staff reached very deeply into my pocket to re-stock it after the 30 days that he advertises.
...However, you don't dare pick up anything larger than the size of a quarter or it will reak havoc on the vacuum. It burned up my motor. Now the wiring in the vacuum's handle has gone bad and is in need of repair. Oreck needs to go back to the drawing board on this model and fix some glitches. - by cleanphreak, Aug 14 '05
 
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Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Modified FleshLight attachment FTW!

Originally posted by: Chrono
Yes. I'm attaching it to my fleshlight for added enhancement.
Better than my g/f!!!!!!!!!!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Chrono: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn, I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Chrono: I'm at home. 1337 Spring St. Damn!
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Chrono: No.
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Chrono: Er... umm.. well I plugged my fleshlight into my vacuum cleaner...
 

Accipiter22

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Originally posted by: Chrono
I just got an Oreck XL 21... and it is bling bling.
It sucks really good ;)

pffffft the kirby's i used to sell beat the shizznizz out of those things