I just bought 2 MSFT. I'm so bullish on tech companies.

[nutxo]

Hermes. $420 Is actually one of their cheaper ones. Some of the expensive ones cost like $2,500. They still have red one at Hermes site. Yesterday they also had orange and turquoise but both sold out. I bought turquoise for my wife.

https://www.hermes.com/us/en/product/les-artisans-d-hermes-scarf-90-H003335Sv02/

$453 with tax.

Design is called Les Artisans. They have 15 different colors. This is number 11.

I destroy more more Hermes than you could ever imagine.

 

[ponyo]

that actually looks pretty cool

also, i'm bullish on wives, i just bought 2 shares of WIFE

Wives are very expensive. I can barely afford 1 WIFE. I can't imagine having 2. I spent over $15k the past month buying presents for 1 WIFE. 2 WIFE means $50k because each will want even more expensive gifts. Your 2 shares of WIFE is going to bankrupt you.

 

[ultimatebob]

Maybe we should buy two shares of Hermes as well. It seems to be pulling in wealthy buyers on self imposed lockdown

 

[Exterous]

Wives are very expensive. I can barely afford 1 WIFE. I can't imagine having 2. I spent over $15k the past month buying presents for 1 WIFE. 2 WIFE means $50k because each will want even more expensive gifts. Your 2 shares of WIFE is going to bankrupt you.

You can get some good deals in the value sector that are solid investments and aren't expensive. Just stay away from the ones in the growth sector

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Wives are very expensive. I can barely afford 1 WIFE. I can't imagine having 2. I spent over $15k the past month buying presents for 1 WIFE. 2 WIFE means $50k because each will want even more expensive gifts. Your 2 shares of WIFE is going to bankrupt you.

If you invest in them correctly you can get some that work through solid dividend payouts that can actually be self-sustaining.... If you find the right ones....

 

[Red Squirrel]

What does a $400 scarf do that a $20 one does not? Does it at least have blutooth and RGB and is it 5G ready?

 

[ultimatebob]

What does a $400 scarf do that a $20 one does not? Does it at least have blutooth and RGB and is it 5G ready?

When you got Ponyo money, you use $400 Hermes scarves as snot rags, dawg.

 

[Zeze]

Bought 13 more INTC.

I think I'm done with the shopping spree for now.

 

[ponyo]

You can get some good deals in the value sector that are solid investments and aren't expensive. Just stay away from the ones in the growth sector

Most of the stuff in the value sector is crap. It's inexpensive for a reason. Growth > value. Value is where once growth stock goes to die.

If you invest in them correctly you can get some that work through solid dividend payouts that can actually be self-sustaining.... If you find the right ones....

Dividend is boring. I won't turn it down but it's not what I look for. I can always sell options if I want dividend like income stream.

What does a $400 scarf do that a $20 one does not? Does it at least have blutooth and RGB and is it 5G ready?

It gives you blowjobs.

 

[ultimatebob]

Most of the stuff in the value sector is crap. It's inexpensive for a reason. Growth > value. Value is where once growth stock goes to die.


Dividend is boring. I won't turn it down but it's not what I look for. I can always sell options if I want dividend like income stream.


It gives you blowjobs.

Something tells me that it wouldn't give me a blowjob if I got one. That's a special extra that Ponyo's lady friend is throwing in to sweeten the deal.

You know, like the song "Italian Leather Sofa" by Cake.

 

[Zeze]

It gives you blowjobs.

Oh yes right here That's one good stuff, right here officer . Everyone , we got this cashcow product idea right here. Massive cap GaiNz rite hear hun.

 

[Exterous]

Most of the stuff in the value sector is crap. It's inexpensive for a reason. Growth > value. Value is where once growth stock goes to die.

Are we still talking about wives?

 

[ponyo]

Are we still talking about wives?

maybe.

 

[Zeze]

I was looking at the world's most expensive stock BRK/A at $250-300K per share.

Their returns are as good as tech stocks at 15-20%.

 

[ultimatebob]

I was looking at the world's most expensive stock BRK/A at $250-300K per share.

Their returns are as good as tech stocks at 15-20%.

Maybe you should buy 2 of those as well?

 

[Red Squirrel]

I was looking at the world's most expensive stock BRK/A at $250-300K per share.

Their returns are as good as tech stocks at 15-20%.

That's insane you could buy a nice house with 1 share. You would think they could hire a better webmaster though. https://www.berkshirehathaway.com/

Then again that's still better than most sites now days that are overfilled with garbage and annoyances.

 

[Zeze]

Wives are very expensive. I can barely afford 1 WIFE. I can't imagine having 2. I spent over $15k the past month buying presents for 1 WIFE. 2 WIFE means $50k because each will want even more expensive gifts. Your 2 shares of WIFE is going to bankrupt you.

WIFE is fine, it's the rotten stock KIDS you have to really be careful of.

 

[Red Squirrel]

The WIFE stock also gives negative dividends, and when the stock crashes it takes your house with it!

 

[snoopy7548]

I'm doing alright with my two shares of PBAL.

 

[Zeze]

The WIFE stock also gives negative dividends, and when the stock crashes it takes your house with it!

Then court ordered to pay 50% to WIFE.

 

[zinfamous]

WIFE is fine, it's the rotten stock KIDS you have to really be careful of.

what about DOG? Is that a stock that you just buy, get bored with it and ignore it, and hope it just goes away?

#Zeze'sdog
#ATOTneverforget

 

[brianmanahan]

what about DOG? Is that a stock that you just buy, get bored with it and ignore it, and hope it just goes away?

#Zeze'sdog
#ATOTneverforget

wait what

 

[Red Squirrel]

I thought of DOG stock but went for CAT instead. However at first I did not realize there was a CAT stock and a CATS stock. I bought CATS, and it just took over my entire base. Somebody set us up the bomb.

 

[zinfamous]

wait what

It pains me to even write this... how to give up my dog?

Long story short.. I feel like my 7 yo Corgi just isn't getting the love he deserves. He's kinda taken the backseat since we had kids. He really deserves a nice home who will treat him like the world he is. How do I go about doing this? I don't want to just drop him off at a shelter... I...

forums.anandtech.com

, Zeze.

 

[snoopy7548]

I'm actually going to buy one share of DOG. Been wanting one for a long time, but due to work I wouldn't feel right about leaving it alone all day. I'm now in a better position where I can freely work from home, and go into the office with reduced hours, so I'm going to adopt one!