I invented a new term on Urban Dictionary

[InflatableBuddha]

Over the weekend I was joking to my buddy that he's so suave that ladies just stick to him, like a pimpcushion. I just made it up on the spot, and apparently it wasn't defined on Urban Dictionary. Couldn't find much in a Google search either.

So here you go AT, I'm now a lexicographer : http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pimpcushion&defid=4990987

Flame away :awe:.

 

[swanysto]

So he is a soft object that pimps stick into? I'm reaching here, but shouldn't it be hoecushion or something?

 

[JoeKing]

I swear I came up with the term "brain fart"

 

[LittleNemoNES]

he's a pimp + a cushion. It works.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

So he is a soft object that pimps stick into? I'm reaching here, but shouldn't it be hoecushion or something?

No, I was thinking the opposite - the hoes stick to the pimp. Thus he's a pimp(cushion).

 

[DesiPower]

pahil

 

[dank69]

No, I was thinking the opposite - the hoes stick to the pimp. Thus he's a pimp(cushion).

Follow the logic:
You stick pins in a pincushion.
You stick pimps in a pimpcushion.

Besides, pimp already implies that a man has a way with the ladies.

 

[DesiPower]

Follow the logic:
You stick pins in a pincushion.
You stick pimps in a pimpcushion.

Besides, pimp already implies that a man has a way with the ladies.

Wrong, it means he can sell a woman

 

[zinfamous]

I gave you a :thumbsup:

I see that you, or someone else, is trying to suggest a use for the currently undefined "vagcuum?"

 

[dank69]

Wrong, it means he can sell a woman

The word pimp has evolved since the 70s.

 

[swanysto]

Follow the logic:
You stick pins in a pincushion.
You stick pimps in a pimpcushion.

Besides, pimp already implies that a man has a way with the ladies.

That was my logic as well.

 

[SandEagle]

datwordsux

i created a new word too

 

[InflatableBuddha]

I gave you a :thumbsup:

I see that you, or someone else, is trying to suggest a use for the currently undefined "vagcuum?"

Yea, I made that up too but I haven't defined it yet.

I'm figuring it's a guy who sucks hoes into his attraction vortex...or something :hmm:.

 

[dennilfloss]

NM

 

[nick1985]

My brother claims he made up the word dumbass

 

[zinfamous]

My brother claims he made up the word dumbass

and how did you respond to this claim? :hmm:

 

[vshah]

play on pincushion


actually that's a bad idea

 

[nick1985]

and how did you respond to this claim? :hmm:

Take a guess

 

[vshah]

Take a guess

well you couldn't call him a dumbass or you'd have to pay royalties


btw , inflatablebuddha and pimpcushion go weirdly well together

 

[zinfamous]

well you couldn't call him a dumbass or you'd have to pay royalties

 

[InflatableBuddha]

datwordsux

i created a new word too

Well then post the link, and quit being a pusillanimous pansy-ass.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

The word pimp has evolved since the 70s.

Correct.

Now you're "baller" or "balling" lol

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Correct.

Now you're "baller" or "balling" lol

My buddy and I use "baller" all the time haha.

 

[rasczak]

so he's fat and likes pins and needles stuck to him. is he a heroine addict?

 

[vshah]

so he's fat and likes pins and needles stuck to him. is he a heroine addict?

i'm a heroine addict. love me a strong woman.