I hope you're not eating dinner: Man's Ear Becomes Dog's Lunch

Logix

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Well, I'm off to eat dinner now. Sucks to be this guy. This is why I don't like dogs:


Man's Ear Becomes Dog's Lunch

STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A man in southern Sweden scared his neighbor's dog, which then tore off his ear and swallowed it, the Swedish daily newspaper Expressen reported on Monday.

The man was taken to hospital and the dog to the vet, who gave it an emetic to retrieve the neighbor's ear, but to no avail.

The dog's owner then agreed to let the vet perform stomach surgery.

The dog survived, but the ear didn't. When it finally reached the hospital four hours after being chewed off, it was no longer in any condition to be stitched back on.

Doctors said the dog's stomach acids had dissolved too much of it.
 

Looney

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I think they can grow ears on the backs of mice now.... so he can probably just buy a new one. ;)
 

Scouzer

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<< why do all the weird things happen in sweden? >>



Because the country is composed of blondes.
 

Logix

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<< why do all the weird things happen in sweden? >>


I was wondering this same thing myself when I read the article. :confused:
 

DanFungus

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dammit! I'm eating my dinner right now....oooOOooOOOoooooOooooo...red....BARBEQUE SAUCE!!! AAAHHH
 

thomsbrain

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hey, he deserved it for being trying to scare the dog. the pooch went Resovoir DOGS on him. knuck-knuck.
 

Brutuskend

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Just goes to show you.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, but....well I think you can guess the rest.