I hope I go crazy before I get old and die

[Ryan]

I want the satisfaction of taking the largest dump possible in my depends - you know, the kind where you haven't gone in 4 days and you're a little backed up. All this while playing checkers in a nice, big, white room with my imaginary friend Fred. He'll ask me how the roses smell, and I'll say delightful and ask him if he would like some Grey Poupon with his bran flakes.

Yeah - that's the life.

 

[quakefiend420]

i think you're crazy now...

 

[HN]

my friends tell me i'm totally gonna be "that old guy" that sits on the porch and yelling at the neighborhood kids to keep off the lawn.
hey look, a bird

 

[Ryan]

And I'd flirt with the nurses too - because that's guaranteeed to creep anyone out.

 

[veloc1ty]

male or female nurses >_>

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: veloc1ty
male or female nurses >_>

Well, the goal is to creep everyone out - so naturally both.

 

[veloc1ty]

im already creeped out just reading this thread, so you win!