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Keep in mind, now, that I genuinely dislike GM and generally have no reason to be sympathetic toward them.
But holy hell, the news reporting over this ignition switch recall is getting absurd. It's almost like (try to look shocked) they have done absolutely no research into the subject. Here's a list of the things that immediately went through my mind while watching an 'expose' on the evening news:
1) Uh, so you're all up in arms over this ignition switch issue, but you have not and continue to not say a peep about the power steering recall on the exact same vehicle? The one where they had issues with what was essentially a starter motor jammed into the side of the column to create ghetto electric power steering? You know, where the steering could become extremely erratic, and even completely lock up? Not a similar issue?
2) Wait, so...SOME Chevy Cobalts had faulty ignition switches? LOL. Every GM between like 2000-2005, at the least, had a 'faulty ignition switch.' They are well known for going bad, to include the key not turning and/or coming out of the switch while running, and any problem inbetween. Not to mention the associated PassKey issues on those cars.
3) Oh, so I'm supposed to weep for this girl who wrecked her Cobalt and died because the key physically turned off while driving. Assumably, it turned all the way to the off position and fell out, as that's the only situation where I can see someone wrecking the car and not mocking them for it (locked steering). You know, like the car full of people that died because no one could figure out how to pull a floor mat out from under a gas pedal. Yeah, I have no sympathy for them.
But...hmmm...I wonder what may have caused her car to turn off? Her car with the safety issue that was already known about, but she drove it anyway...just to be specific. Is the ignition cylinder in a Cobalt spring-loaded to return to the 'off' position as random? No? Huh. Then I guess it must have been...
$10 says her keyring was not only that heavy, but it probably didn't even have any other keys on it. Just Hello Kitty keychains and various other bits of garbage. I'd have to check to be sure, but I want to say that the owner's manual for any modern car tells you not to have all that crap on your keyring. If not...I bet they'll start putting it in there.
Cliff notes: The news is aggravating, Hello Kitty is deadly, and I continue to have no sympathy for idiots who are allowed to operate motor vehicles.
But holy hell, the news reporting over this ignition switch recall is getting absurd. It's almost like (try to look shocked) they have done absolutely no research into the subject. Here's a list of the things that immediately went through my mind while watching an 'expose' on the evening news:
1) Uh, so you're all up in arms over this ignition switch issue, but you have not and continue to not say a peep about the power steering recall on the exact same vehicle? The one where they had issues with what was essentially a starter motor jammed into the side of the column to create ghetto electric power steering? You know, where the steering could become extremely erratic, and even completely lock up? Not a similar issue?
2) Wait, so...SOME Chevy Cobalts had faulty ignition switches? LOL. Every GM between like 2000-2005, at the least, had a 'faulty ignition switch.' They are well known for going bad, to include the key not turning and/or coming out of the switch while running, and any problem inbetween. Not to mention the associated PassKey issues on those cars.
3) Oh, so I'm supposed to weep for this girl who wrecked her Cobalt and died because the key physically turned off while driving. Assumably, it turned all the way to the off position and fell out, as that's the only situation where I can see someone wrecking the car and not mocking them for it (locked steering). You know, like the car full of people that died because no one could figure out how to pull a floor mat out from under a gas pedal. Yeah, I have no sympathy for them.
But...hmmm...I wonder what may have caused her car to turn off? Her car with the safety issue that was already known about, but she drove it anyway...just to be specific. Is the ignition cylinder in a Cobalt spring-loaded to return to the 'off' position as random? No? Huh. Then I guess it must have been...

$10 says her keyring was not only that heavy, but it probably didn't even have any other keys on it. Just Hello Kitty keychains and various other bits of garbage. I'd have to check to be sure, but I want to say that the owner's manual for any modern car tells you not to have all that crap on your keyring. If not...I bet they'll start putting it in there.
Cliff notes: The news is aggravating, Hello Kitty is deadly, and I continue to have no sympathy for idiots who are allowed to operate motor vehicles.