- Jul 28, 2002
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Get your tazers please...if you do not have one, then purchase one.
You have been deputized and have been granted immunity.
Now, out and about please perform the following:
To those people parked in the no parking zone, throwing their cigarette butts out the window and looking at you like you can kiss their ass.
To those fat loud mouth broads that use their cell phones in the no cell phone zones.
To those buttwipes who smoke in the no smoking zone and thumb their nose at you.
To the arses that have 18 items for the 10 items or less, and claims he didnt know.
To those Rich FAT GReedy corporate heads that have procured customer support to include a monkey/convict to answer the phone and claim, "I feel your pain, but there is nothing I can do"
To the momos at your store of choice, that look at you with that dumbfuck grin knowing you need assistance and state, "I am on break"
To the echelon trash that park their Benzo obliquely as to take up two spaces cuz his shit dont friggin stink.
And to the scum that scam the welfare system to buy smokes and booze and refuse to work that end up on hardworking peoples tabs.
And to the lying pieces of crap that make and pass laws that benefit themselves.
Take said tazer and apply to the above mentioned eyes..as most ignore all signs and annotations stating rules...eyes are useless to them. Then apply the tazer to the mouth area, as most that comes out of their mouths is shit. Lastly, apply to the reproductive region so they cannot continue the heinous cycle and wreak havoc on those that are trying to get by with kindness.
Have had a bad time lately...rant over....no I am not perfect....but damn...seems endless, with this kind of crap anymore...dont know why it is getting to me.
You have been deputized and have been granted immunity.
Now, out and about please perform the following:
To those people parked in the no parking zone, throwing their cigarette butts out the window and looking at you like you can kiss their ass.
To those fat loud mouth broads that use their cell phones in the no cell phone zones.
To those buttwipes who smoke in the no smoking zone and thumb their nose at you.
To the arses that have 18 items for the 10 items or less, and claims he didnt know.
To those Rich FAT GReedy corporate heads that have procured customer support to include a monkey/convict to answer the phone and claim, "I feel your pain, but there is nothing I can do"
To the momos at your store of choice, that look at you with that dumbfuck grin knowing you need assistance and state, "I am on break"
To the echelon trash that park their Benzo obliquely as to take up two spaces cuz his shit dont friggin stink.
And to the scum that scam the welfare system to buy smokes and booze and refuse to work that end up on hardworking peoples tabs.
And to the lying pieces of crap that make and pass laws that benefit themselves.
Take said tazer and apply to the above mentioned eyes..as most ignore all signs and annotations stating rules...eyes are useless to them. Then apply the tazer to the mouth area, as most that comes out of their mouths is shit. Lastly, apply to the reproductive region so they cannot continue the heinous cycle and wreak havoc on those that are trying to get by with kindness.
Have had a bad time lately...rant over....no I am not perfect....but damn...seems endless, with this kind of crap anymore...dont know why it is getting to me.
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