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I HEART JESUS! do you?

QUINTANA: Are you ready to be fscked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Deos mio, man. Seamus and me, we're gonna fsck you up.

DUDE: Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

QUINTANA: Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy sh!t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fscking trigger til it goes "click".

DUDE: Jesus.

QUINTANA: You said it, man. Nobody fscks with the Jesus.
 
Originally posted by: toekramp
i have no love for jesus, i don't dislike him but whatever
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considering he's probably the only person who walked on this earth that would actually hug lepers, welcome prostitutes, and convict you not as to judge but to set you on the right path, I think you'd ask him for a hug right now.
 
Originally posted by: Atomicus
Originally posted by: toekramp
i have no love for jesus, i don't dislike him but whatever
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considering he's probably the only person who walked on this earth that would actually hug lepers, welcome prostitutes, and convict you not as to judge but to set you on the right path, I think you'd ask him for a hug right now.
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haha, thank you jesus! you as a person are cool but your religion is bullsh!t!!
 
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Yay for mythical beings! I :heart: the beer god!
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My ministry supports gay marriage.

I'll perform the ceremony if you fly me down. 😀

- M4H
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WOOWOOO!!!!! 😛 I had no idea you were an ordained Minister of the Church or Beer!!!!!
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Seriously, with that plus a ULC membership, I can perform legal and binding marriage cerimonies. :Q

- M4H
 
::Goldfinger::

Jeeeeeee-sus Chriiist....
He's the man, the man who turns water to wine
That tastes real fiiiiiinnnne, because he's
Jeeeeeee-sus Chriiist....
Beckons you, to follow the path that's good
And you all should....

/Goldfinger theme
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Yay for mythical beings! I :heart: the beer god!
Click to expand...

My ministry supports gay marriage.

I'll perform the ceremony if you fly me down. 😀

- M4H
Click to expand...

WOOWOOO!!!!! 😛 I had no idea you were an ordained Minister of the Church or Beer!!!!!
Click to expand...

Seriously, with that plus a ULC membership, I can perform legal and binding marriage cerimonies. :Q

- M4H
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:Q
 
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Yay for mythical beings! I :heart: the beer god!
Click to expand...

My ministry supports gay marriage.

I'll perform the ceremony if you fly me down. 😀

- M4H
Click to expand...

WOOWOOO!!!!! 😛 I had no idea you were an ordained Minister of the Church or Beer!!!!!
Click to expand...

Seriously, with that plus a ULC membership, I can perform legal and binding marriage cerimonies. :Q

- M4H
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:Q
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Scary, isn't it? :evil:

- M4H
 
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