Goosemaster
Lifer
Well, it has been fun and here is a gem that I heard, oh, so many years ago:
A couple celebrating their 50th Anniversary is sitting down to breakfast.
"Just think love," says the wife, "We've been married 50 LONG YEARS! We've been eating breakfast togetther for 50 LONGYEARS!"
"yes darling," says the husband. "Surely 50 years ago we were sitting at this very table just as we are now except that we were in the nude, filled with the heat of our youth."
"Well," says the wife," Why don't get naked like old times?"
The couple, feeling a little frisky, proceeded to get naked right then and there.
"You know what?" the wife exclaims as she looks her husband over. "My breasts are as hot for you now as they were 50 years ago"
"I'm, not surprised" said the husband.
"One of them is in your coffee and the other one is on your pancakes."
A couple celebrating their 50th Anniversary is sitting down to breakfast.
"Just think love," says the wife, "We've been married 50 LONG YEARS! We've been eating breakfast togetther for 50 LONGYEARS!"
"yes darling," says the husband. "Surely 50 years ago we were sitting at this very table just as we are now except that we were in the nude, filled with the heat of our youth."
"Well," says the wife," Why don't get naked like old times?"
The couple, feeling a little frisky, proceeded to get naked right then and there.
"You know what?" the wife exclaims as she looks her husband over. "My breasts are as hot for you now as they were 50 years ago"
"I'm, not surprised" said the husband.
"One of them is in your coffee and the other one is on your pancakes."
