I have tissue stuffed up my nose as I type this

[JellyBaby]

Damn cold. My nose is draining like a city sewer after the nearby damn collasped. It hurts, too, because I've been blowing my snout nonstop for 2 days. Puffs Extra Soft isn't. What's worse, the roof of my mouth is starting to itch! Bit of a cough, not too bad though. I've been sneezing madly today too which triggers a nasal waterfall, ugh. I've found it's better just to leave the tissue jammed up my beak rather than go through 1 every 5 seconds.

Other than standing upsidedown anyone have any tips to stop all this wonderful secretion? I'm dyin' ova here.

 

[Robert01]

Drink plenty of cold medication untill you pass out. Sure you'll be out for a couple of days, but by the time you wake up you'll feel better. (Reminds me a SNL skit that had Chris Farely in it).

 

[Sluggo]

Turn off the computer, take some Nyquil, and get yourself into bed. Nothing cures the common cold faster than deep restful sleep.

 

[Tung]

Take some time off from the computer man..

 

[Delusion2001]

make sure you take your vitamins

 

[JellyBaby]

Welp, cold farmosuedickals tend to prolong the agony...at least that's always been the case with me. So I try to just fight the tiny little virus particles with sheer force of will alone. The sleep/rest idea is a good one! Only gotcha there is when I lie down the fluid runs down my throat.

"It is the mucous that binds us." (where does that line come from??)

 

[goodoptics]

damn allergy to me!!!
get well soon

 

[bigrash]

take one of those tylenol cold....they knock you out, and you don't feel as bad when you wake up