I have the idea for the NEW Internet.

[Zero Plasma]

K. You take a monkey and build a make big gun ray.
Then you make the monkey really big. As big as the world.
Then you make him so he can be in the same area as Earth.(Transparent or something.)
Then you make him no be able move arms, legs, exc.
Then you use his nervous system to be NEW Internet called "MonKeyNet, MKN for short.

It will require $500,000,000,000. No questions asked. Many sciencetist say this great good iDeer.

Quote from real science person,
"Thoose freckin elves man! They came out of the trees man!"

I gotta plan!

 

[NoToRiOuS1]

...

 

[saltedeggman]

eh

 

[myusername]

If you don't mind ping times measured in days.

 

[olds]

I am dumber for having read that

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I am dumber for having read that

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

I'll put down about half of that, let me see how many monopoly boxes I'll need though

 

[Zero Plasma]

Originally posted by: myusername
If you don't mind ping times measured in days.

Leading big NASA guys say if I hook some fish food in his ear(left ear of course) it will go fast like quick.

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I am dumber for having read that

me 4

 

[gsaldivar]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I am dumber for having read that

me 4

lol QFT

 

[Zero Plasma]

Baby Gwiz donated $fitty

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: Zero Plasma

Originally posted by: myusername
If you don't mind ping times measured in days.

Leading big NASA guys say if I hook some fish food in his ear(left ear of course) it will go fast like quick.

Stop whatever you are snorting and send me some.

 

[compudog]

Great plan. Thanks.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Please send all donations for this project to The Human Fund: "Money for people"

 

[revnja]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I am dumber for having read that

 

[BeauJangles]

what happens when the monkey dies?

 

[olds]

New Internet Cheetah II

 

[Zero Plasma]

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
what happens when the monkey dies?

It won't. Duh! It's a super monkey.

 

[MaxDepth]

Why do you write things I can never unread?

 

[olds]

Be sure to note his thread title change.
:roll:

 

[Amdiggidy]

"Ha! This was just a PR stunt! And you guys kinda sorta fell for it!"

oooooooh, you got me good....

...unless you're referring to the fact that we weren't supposed to be able to tell you're as high as a kite.

 

[desteffy]

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