I have superpowers

[GamerExpress]

I can make food disapear very quickly. What power do you have?

 

[IronWing]

I kill threads with a single post.

/thread

 

[Orsorum]

I turn food into poo.

 

[nakedfrog]

I have the uncanny ability to win the shadow game by spouting off a continuous three minute sentence. I'll let my daughter play for a little, but then I'll totally pwn her by rambling on something she has no chance of repeating.

 

[tami]

go be useful in the other forums you say you contribute to.

 

[scorpmatt]

I have the ability to levitate while sleeping

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: tami
go be useful in the other forums you say you contribute to.

ow, gut punch!

 

[Medicine Bear]

I have the ability to piss off fat women.

 

[LeiZaK]

I have the innate ability to become and remain invisible while no one is watching

 

[Medicine Bear]

Almost forgot. I also have the ability to flood bathrooms

 

[DivideBYZero]

Crapping in threads at 100 posts a second.

 

[meltdown75]

i possess deadly gas

 

[LSUfan]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt
I have the ability to levitate while sleeping

I levitate the sheets while sleeping. 😉

 

[Trygve]

I can make the tendons in my neck stick out.

 

[VladSlayer]

Originally posted by: GamerExpress
I can make food disapear very quickly. What power do you have?

Yes, thank you question, ok, it good. I have big attaction for women (they look big intensity my heading). In the last two years I replaced my glasses with contact lense, have begun work gymnasium place and meal of smaller quantity (Selyenka soup is good, but much fatty), and as a result I now great powers on women. The problem consists that they are not attractive in general. Well looking woman withdraw to Paris and New York. Milla Jovovich - from Kiev (as I), but she has left also, all other emaciated/lean girls also.

Good meet to new friends! Yes to you, good!

Vladimir

 

[NatePo717]

I have the ability to make beer dissapear.

 

[leftyman]

pics?

 

[Crono]

I can make the sky change colors at different times of the day... in about 6 hours go outside to see my handiwork

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Trygve
I can make the tendons in my neck stick out.

Cool, I can do that too. It looks freaky. :thumbsup:

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: Trygve
I can make the tendons in my neck stick out.

me too! it works great for impressions of the aliens from aliens the movie. A la dane cook.

 

[Syrch]

Originally posted by: LeiZaK
I have the innate ability to become and remain invisible while no one is watching

and i thought i was the only one!

 

[sixone]

:music:
I can read your mind.
:music:

 

[Phoenix15]

I can wiggle my ears.
























oh , and shoot fireballs out of my fingertips.

 

[LinuxIdiot]

Originally posted by: Phoenix15
I can wiggle my ears.

oh , and shoot fireballs out of my fingertips.

THUNDERBOLT THUNDERBOLT

I have thet ability to issue static electricity :Q

 

[MasterAndCommander]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
I have the ability to piss off fat women.

Al Bundy, is that you?