I have seen the light!

[child of wonder]

This past week has opened my eyes to the truth!

There is no way mankind and apes share a common ancestor! We have been lied to!

My wife's grandmother passed away 2 weeks ago and we went to the funeral and spent time with her family.

After watching my mother in law and her sister fight like cats and dogs over who gets their mother's junk, to my mother in law trying to keep the money her brother gave her to give to us for traveling expenses, suddenly people's ex's and estranged spouses come out of the woodwork looking for inheritance money, the bank sponsored auction of a dead friend was held in which the auctioneer and his family bid on items to raise the prices (they were not bidding on behalf of others), this dead friend's son's father suddenly wanting to adopt the boy for the $2 million trust fund but couldn't tell a judge when the boy's birthday is, dead friend's brothers ransack her house of all valuables before said auction....

Goes on and on....

People and VULTURES share a common ancestor! We have been lied to!

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Excellent read.

to your grandma-in-law.

 

[bdude]

Fun times.

 

[TallBill]

Wow, not having a will for the lose.

 

[randay]

actually by this logic humans and fecal bacteria should be the closest on the evolutionary ladder. but personally, i dont feed off of other peoples shit.

 

[SSSnail]

Human are the best and also are the worst of all species. How do you explain boobies?

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Human are the best and also are the worst of all species. How do you explain boobies?

Boobies are nice.

 

[child of wonder]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Human are the best and also are the worst of all species. How do you explain boobies?

I like boobies.

Could someone photoshop a pair of tits onto a vulture?

 

[Kadarin]

Well, praise Jesus.

 

[oznerol]

Vultures get a bad rap, but apes are greedy little shits, too.

 

[QED]

.. this dead friend's son's father suddenly wanting to adopt the boy for..

Wouldn't this dead friend's son's father be the dead friend himself? And why would the son's father need to adopt him? Did he give up parental rights or something?

 

[child of wonder]

Originally posted by: QED

.. this dead friend's son's father suddenly wanting to adopt the boy for..

Wouldn't this dead friend's son's father be the dead friend himself? And why would the son's father need to adopt him? Did he give up parental rights or something?

The friend was a woman.

When the friend became pregnant with this man's child, he wanted to have nothing to do with her.

When she died, he suddenly wanted to adopt the boy. Since there was a $2 million trust fund involved, we can only guess why.

 

[Juddog]

Originally posted by: child of wonder
This past week has opened my eyes to the truth!

There is no way mankind and apes share a common ancestor! We have been lied to!

My wife's grandmother passed away 2 weeks ago and we went to the funeral and spent time with her family.

After watching my mother in law and her sister fight like cats and dogs over who gets their mother's junk, to my mother in law trying to keep the money her brother gave her to give to us for traveling expenses, suddenly people's ex's and estranged spouses come out of the woodwork looking for inheritance money, the bank sponsored auction of a dead friend was held in which the auctioneer and his family bid on items to raise the prices (they were not bidding on behalf of others), this dead friend's son's father suddenly wanting to adopt the boy for the $2 million trust fund but couldn't tell a judge when the boy's birthday is, dead friend's brothers ransack her house of all valuables before said auction....

Goes on and on....

People and VULTURES share a common ancestor! We have been lied to!

Thumbs, up, A+++ will read again.

 

[RESmonkey]

lol

I came in this thread to bash OP, but then read his post, very nice!

 

[purbeast0]

i read that 4th "paragraph" like 3 times and still have no clue wtf you are trying to say.

hell, that is the longest run on sentence i've ever attempted to read i think.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Sorry for your wife's loss

 

[QED]

I was reading the other day that female gorillas will secretly mate with as many male gorillas as possible so that when she gives birth, all of them will think they are the father and thus will provide support and protection for her and her baby.

Doesn't sound like we are that different after all...

 

[Billb2]

So, when do you file the adoption papers?

 

[DrPizza]

:thumbsup:
:laugh:

 

[silverpig]

Nice post. Sorry about the bad situation.

 

[CasioTech]

you all evolved from apes, I was sent down by Myrrha.