I have pink eye.

[Jedi Mike]

It's ithcy and my brother keeps saying I'm gonna die. Anyone down for a game of cs while I stay home because of my pink eye.

 

[RSI]

No.

 

[kduncan5]

Stay away from me, 'cuz I don't want it! -kd5-

 

[Jedi Mike]

I've had it for a week but it's getting better day by day.

 

[yakko]

I have blue eyes.

 

[Robert]

You're going to have a black eye in a minute...

 

[Muerto]

Jedi,

If you start turning into a zombie I'll have to take a chainsaw to you!!

(If you don't know what I'm talking about watch South Park)

 

[XMan]

Did you get it from Scott Baio?

EDIT

Damn you Muerto, you beat me to it!

 

[PCAddict]

Pink eye is suck! I've had it a few times, and both times it made me miss an important event because I couldn't leave the house.

 

[Blayze]

Sorry to here that man
ya I had it once for like 3 days in my left eye.
the doctor gave me some medicine that helped pretty good
and yes it is suck.