I have no idea what this is

[Exterous]

but its for sale at a home decor store

 

[IronWing]

Cinder block house

 

[PottedMeat]

i dont know what that is exactly, but they definitely aint boudoir pics of your female friend

 

[Exterous]

i dont know what that is exactly, but they definitely aint boudoir pics of your female friend

You never know. This is ATOT so maybe I consider this cinder block house a female friend since I can't string words together in a coherent sentence when in the presence of a human vajayjay

 

[nutxo]

penis strengthening weight. Its called a penis mightier.

 

[IronWing]

but its for sale at a home decor store

You've seen the giant chess board in the park? This is like that for Monopoly.

 

[IronWing]

My actual guess is that it is a reusable kitten drowner.



Just kidding, I think it's a door stop.

 

[John Connor]

It's to knock Ironwing upside the head.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Looks like a block of pumice on a rope. For sanding off rough skin, usually from elbows and feet.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Balloon anchor - for those fly-away balloons

 

[angminas]

It's for decoring your home.

 

[highland145]

Exfoliater.

Doesn't your wife tell you anything?

We are not telling you where babies come from.

 

[shortylickens]

Is it heavy?
Doorstop.

Is it light?
Exfoliator.

 

[renz20003]

It's a meditation rock

 

[BoomerD]

Rare Indian Sex Stone


AKA, just another fucking rock.

 

[Ns1]

Nm

 

[Red Squirrel]

It's a self defense weapon for if someone tries to mug you at a casino. The house always wins.

 

[Pulsar]

That's one of them thar anal beads.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

My guess is that you slip the handle over her head to hold her down during rough sex.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

but its for sale at a home decor store

It's one of those doodads Spock used to facebeat Khan with. (1:35)

 

[kage69]

My actual guess is that it is a reusable kitten drowner.



Just kidding, I think it's a door stop.

You owe me a new keyboard...

Door stop was my guess too though.

 

[nakedfrog]

Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.

 

[angminas]

Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.

If I were a carpenter, I'd hammer on my piglet. I'd collect the seven dollars and I'd buy a big prosthetic forehead and wear it on my real head.

 

[WelshBloke]

Looks like a block of pumice on a rope. For sanding off rough skin, usually from elbows and feet.

Elbows? Why do you have calluses on your elbows?

 

[snarfbot]

its a key chain, you throw that shit on the nearest table when you walk in a place and ppl are like damn the man is here