I have no eggs

[Nebor]

Here's the situation, I just came back from the gym, starving. I was planning on fixing myself some scrambled eggs and a shake for a small meal before I go to bed. I get out the skillet, spray it with oil, turn on the stove, get out a bowl and then BAM, no eggs. I left myself a reminder note in the skillet reading "Eggs go here" for tommorow.

But now what do I do? I list a variet of options in the poll for you to choose from.

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

Starve to death FTW.

 

[latino666]

Go to bed hungry, and possibly starve to death in the night

 

[cirthix]

eat the skillet, they are best served HOT 😀

 

[DnetMHZ]

chicken?

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
chicken?

It's a bit late to be cooking a chicken, I think.

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
chicken?

It's a bit late to be cooking a chicken, I think.

ok, then starve as suggested above. 😛

 

[MikeMike]

make 3 eggs over easy instead of scrambled, and 3 pieces of toast.

then put the eggs on the toast and eat.

FTW

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
make 3 eggs over easy instead of scrambled, and 3 pieces of toast.

then put the eggs on the toast and eat.

FTW

don't got no eggs, biatch.

 

[bradruth]

Find something else to eat. Like a banana...or salami...or a popsicle...or some pickles.

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
make 3 eggs over easy instead of scrambled, and 3 pieces of toast.

then put the eggs on the toast and eat.

FTW

what part of NO EGGS did you miss?

 

[Googer]

Find a 24 hour Denny's or Waffle House.

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
chicken?

Check! Waffles?...

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: bradruth
Find something else to eat. Like a banana...or salami...or a popsicle...or some pickles.

I've already has two bananas today. 😱

Well it's getting late, so I guess I'll risk dying in my sleep. Ugh.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: bradruth
Find something else to eat. Like a banana...or salami...or a popsicle...or some pickles.

I've already has two bananas today. 😱

Well it's getting late, so I guess I'll risk dying in my sleep. Ugh.

In case you didn't notice, I assumed you ate only things that come in phallus form. I suppose eggs would be testicular...

 

[Nebor]

I went back to the kitchen in desperation, and now I'm eating Count Chocula. Why would a grown man have Count Chocula you ask? Because it's delicious.

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
make 3 eggs over easy instead of scrambled, and 3 pieces of toast.

then put the eggs on the toast and eat.

FTW

don't got no eggs, biatch.

thats why i voted for him to go to the store and come back and make um!

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Nebor
I went back to the kitchen in desperation, and now I'm eating Count Chocula. Why would a grown man have Count Chocula you ask? Because it's delicious.

I have Reese's Puffs and Trix...who am I to judge?













The best, that's who. But I'll give you a pass.

 

[Xylitol]

*Hits balls*
"OW"
What?
You're hitting my balls
No - I'm hitting your empty sacks that used to have your balls

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
*Hits balls*
"OW"
What?
You're hitting my balls
No - I'm hitting your empty sacks that used to have your balls

Is that supposed to be plural? Do you have independent sacks? So they painfully smack together if you move around too much?

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Xylitol
*Hits balls*
"OW"
What?
You're hitting my balls
No - I'm hitting your empty sacks that used to have your balls

Is that supposed to be plural? Do you have independent sacks? So they painfully smack together if you move around too much?

Excuse my drawing - I was using a touchpad

Edit :The line is not actually a split

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Xylitol

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Xylitol
*Hits balls*
"OW"
What?
You're hitting my balls
No - I'm hitting your empty sacks that used to have your balls

Is that supposed to be plural? Do you have independent sacks? So they painfully smack together if you move around too much?

Excuse my drawing - I was using a touchpad

Edit :The line is not actually a split

Should we excuse your linking too? 😛

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Xylitol

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Xylitol
*Hits balls*
"OW"
What?
You're hitting my balls
No - I'm hitting your empty sacks that used to have your balls

Is that supposed to be plural? Do you have independent sacks? So they painfully smack together if you move around too much?

Excuse my drawing - I was using a touchpad

Edit :The line is not actually a split

Should we excuse your linking too? 😛

I fixed it before you posted 🙂

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
Excuse my drawing - I was using a touchpad

Edit :The line is not actually a split

Wait...*I* have independent sacks?

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Xylitol
Excuse my drawing - I was using a touchpad

Edit :The line is not actually a split

Wait...*I* have independent sacks?

I can state as a fact that that's not true. Brad's sack was unified in 1999, and today exists in beautiful harmony, although some Leftist sentiment still abounds.