I Have No Bananas

[MX2]

 

[BW86]

than go to the store and buy some you lazy ass

 

[shilala]

You have no bananas for sale?

 

[bobbybe01]

I have one in my pants.





Like MC Hammer said: "Can't touch this...dum dum dum da dum..."

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: bobbybe01
I have one in my pants.





Like MC Hammer said: "Can't touch this...dum dum dum da dum..."

How do you fit your penis in there with all that banana?

 

[Wag]

YES! WE HAVE NO BANANAS
by Frank Silver and Irving Cohn

There's a fruit store on our street
It's run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!
When you ask him anything, he never answers "no".
He just "yes"es you to death, and as he takes your dough
He tells you
"Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
We've string beans, and onions
Cabashes, and scallions,
And all sorts of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned tomato
A Long Island potato
But yes, we have no bananas.
We have no bananas today."

Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
"Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away."
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.
Someone asked for "sparrow grass" and then the whole quartet
All answered
"Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
Just try those coconuts
Those wall-nuts and doughnuts
There ain't many nuts like they.
We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today."

The new English "clark":
Yes, we are very sorry to inform you
That we are entirely out of the fruit in question
The afore-mentioned vegetable
Bearing the cognomen "Banana".
We might induce you to accept a substitute less desirable,
But that is not the policy at this internationally famous
green grocery.
I should say not. No no no no no no no.
But may we suggest that you sample our five o'clock tea
Which we feel certain will tempt your pallet?
However we regret that after a diligent search
Of the premises
By our entire staff
We can positively affirm without fear of contradiction
That our raspberries are delicious; really delicious
Very delicious
But we have no bananas today.

Yes, we gotta no banana
No banana
We gotta no banana today.
I sella you no banana.
Hey, Mary Anna, you gotta no banana?
Why this man, he no believe-a what I say.
Now whatta you want mister?
You wanna buy twelve for a quarter?
Yes, a quarter.
Well, just one look, I'm gonna call for my daughter.
Hey, Mary Anna
You gotta piana
Yes, banana, no
No, yes, no bananas today
We gotta no bananas.
Yes, we gotta no bananas today.

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: bobbybe01
I have one in my pants.





Like MC Hammer said: "Can't touch this...dum dum dum da dum..."

How do you fit your penis in there with all that banana?

LOL @ this

 

[Zim Hosein]

I Have No Bananas

There's one stuck up your a** MX2times!

 

[Demo24]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: bobbybe01
I have one in my pants.





Like MC Hammer said: "Can't touch this...dum dum dum da dum..."

How do you fit your penis in there with all that banana?

maybe he doesnt :Q

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

I Have No Bananas

There's one stuck up your a** MX2times!

You are on my list

 

[flot]

You must have used up all your CPU processing time by writing a program that recursively forks.

Talk to your TA, you can grovel in front of the dean for more bananas.

Edit: This will actually make perfect sense to at least a few dozen ATOT members

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: flot
You must have used up all your CPU processing time by writing a program that recursively forks.

Talk to your TA, you can grovel in front of the dean for more bananas.

Whoa....heavy man *puff puff*

 

[Dedpuhl]

Sancho brought a message from the Fat Man
"Sorry, boy, to leave you high and dry,
but I went to see my mom in Ensenada,
and I left a little something to help the time go by
Just a little something to help to keep you high"

Bananas & Blow (oh - oh), Bananas & Blow
Stuck in my cabana, living on Bananas & Blow

Now the rainy season reminds me of Maria
The way she danced, the color of her hair
Now I'm locked inside a stall at the cantina
Eating the bananas and the cocaine off the mirror
Looking for a ticket to take me away from here

Bananas & Blow (oh - oh), Bananas & Blow
Stuck in my cabana, living on Bananas & Blow

Bananas & Blow (oh - oh), Bananas & Blow
Stuck in my cabana, living on Bananas & Blow