i have never gone clubbing / frat party thing..

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: Ryuson99
The obligatory "Just be yourself".

Edit: I'm DRUNK

I don't think that's gonna work for him.

 

[Ryuson99]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: Ryuson99
The obligatory "Just be yourself".

Edit: I'm DRUNK

I don't think that's gonna work for him.

I know...

 

[lavagirl669]

Originally posted by: LS20
just walk up to girls and fire out specs of your newest pc build and expound on the virtues of firefox over internet explorer

actually I would like that!

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669

Originally posted by: LS20
just walk up to girls and fire out specs of your newest pc build and expound on the virtues of firefox over internet explorer

actually I would like that!

Check out my sig.

 

[BRObedoza]

uc davis represent

lotta hot chicks here man hope you get one of em

 

[The Stigenator]

Originally posted by: sleepmachine
uc davis represent

lotta hot chicks here man hope you get one of em

u wanna go to the party tomorrow???

 

[BRObedoza]

Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy

Originally posted by: sleepmachine
uc davis represent

lotta hot chicks here man hope you get one of em

u wanna go to the party tomorrow???

nah got a birthday thing to go to in Davis with the gf tomorrow. have fun though man.

if a chick makes eye contact just smile and say hey how you doin. that's pretty much it!

couple of drinks to loosen up a bit helps too

 

[Red Dawn]

All the Kings Horses and all the Kings Men won't help TGG score.

 

[ribbon13]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: lavagirl669

Originally posted by: LS20
just walk up to girls and fire out specs of your newest pc build and expound on the virtues of firefox over internet explorer

actually I would like that!

Check out my sig.

Sims 2 worthy rig DOES get you laid.

 

[Sentinel]

drink beer, she's not really interested anyway.

 

[PowerMacG5]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

That made me smile.

 

[Landroval]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
All the Kings Horses and all the Kings Men won't help TGG score.

that was a true LOL

 

[otispunkmeyer]

Originally posted by: dartworth
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.

I wonder what our children will look like.

I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?

Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.

Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

You're so hot, your ass is on fire.

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!

Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Do you want to see something swell?

Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".

man lol

1)is pretty good, though cheese filled
2)a keg in your pants? eh
3)wouldnt admit too
4)is a bit SH!T
5)loooooooooooooooooool
6)thats a good un lol

 

[Koing]

Lets go play battleships. I'll go lay down and you can blow the sh!t out of me

Koing

 

[Koing]

Make eye contact with girls.

IF one looks at 'you'. Keep looking at her. The second time she looks back at you IS when you walk up to her and introduce yourself. You guys will either respond and chat or nothing will happen. Repeat the process over and over again until you get dancing/ talking with some girl.

Koing

 

[clarkey01]

To be honest I just drink and it happens !

 

[The Stigenator]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
All the Kings Horses and all the Kings Men won't help TGG score.

Your on.... !

what makes you think i havent scored.

 

[Qwest]

another unfortunate affect of Lifer status

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: KLin
if you need to ask this on an internet message board, you've failed already.

Honestly dude...you are not gonna be sucessful. If you ahve never talked to girls let alone been to a party or club before.....you are not socially calibrated enough to even entertain guys with your personality. I predict you will get wasted and make an ass out of your self or if you stay straight you will still make an ass out of yourself. Eitherway.....dont go out expecting anything cuz I am pretty sure you have much practice to do before you see any results.