I have invented Perpetual Motion!!!

[spyordie007]

Ever hear of the Buttered Cat Array?

You know how a cat always lands on its feet?
You also know how a piece of buttered toast will always land butter side down?

Strap a piece of butteredd toast (butter side out) to the back of a cat and drop. Viola! A spinning, perpetual motion device that can be used to power things.

The only problem is this has only worked in the lab and the cost is prohibitive because of the ASPCA and PETA.

-Spy

 

[singh]

LOL

 

[iamwiz82]

<< Ever hear of the Buttered Cat Array?

You know how a cat always lands on its feet?
You also know how a piece of buttered toast will always land butter side down?

Strap a piece of butteredd toast (butter side out) to the back of a cat and drop. Viola! A spinning, perpetual motion device that can be used to power things.

The only problem is this has only worked in the lab and the cost is prohibitive because of the ASPCA and PETA.

-Spy >>



amazing, my best friend is 1s grade thought of the same thing!

 

[Danman]

That's great.

 

[crypticlogin]

<< I have invented Perpetual Motion!!! >>


Funny, unless your unique findings have been well published, I think some other person thought of it first.

Google search for "buttered","cat","toast"

 

[Ameesh]

i created the first monopole magnet, lets both get the nobel prize.

 

[Viper GTS]

A truly unique invention would be to use the buttered cat array to power a generator. The electric power generated would be used to create the ultimate in sex toys - the world's first cat food powered vibrator.

Viper GTS

 

[Soulflare]

Yes, but have you patented this discovery? It appears not... muwhahahaha!

 

[Ornery]

Shhhhhh, don't tell ASPCA and PETA, but I'm LMFAO right now!

 

[roboninja]

heh heh, thanks, I needed a laugh at work today.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

LOL!

 

[DaiShan]

LOL I needed that, now back to work on this stupid paper