I have found religion!

[Ruptga]

Yeah I have defeated the mouseover! :awe:

So, the only problem is that Pastafarians highly respect pirates and I am convinced that ninjas would rape pirates if they ever actually fought.

Link added. Are you guys telling me that you've never heard of Pastafarians AND are too lazy too google it, or that you didn't know that ninjas and pirates are mortal enemies?

 

[Tristicus]

It was lost?

 

[destrekor]

It was lost?

I know I am lost.

 

[Ruptga]

I know I am lost.

Try us for 30 days. If you don't like us your old religion will probably take you back.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

Is this some kind of ATOT inside joke or something?

 

[Mike Gayner]

Wtf?

 

[MotF Bane]

Post a picture first, I believe that defeats mouseover.

 

[MJinZ]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/40968/saturday-night-live-digital-short-ras-trent

 

[destrekor]

Try us for 30 days. If you don't like us your old religion will probably take you back.

Your OP, while referencing Pastafarians, I had no way to actually tell THAT was what you were talking about.

I believe in both FSM and the Invisible Pink Unicorn, or IPU.

 

[Ruptga]

Post a picture first, I believe that defeats mouseover.

Thanks, maybe now I can sucker more people into this thread :sneaky:

 

[DrPizza]

Arrr, welcome to the obviously correct religion. May you continue to be touched by his noodley appendage. RAmen.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Looks like a crab. Praise be to dug, and his number be thus: 777!

 

[DrPizza]

So, the only problem is that Pastafarians highly respect pirates and I am convinced that ninjas would rape pirates if they ever actually fought.

Link added. Are you guys telling me that you've never heard of Pastafarians AND are too lazy too google it, or that you didn't know that ninjas and pirates are mortal enemies?

But, if the pirates die, they go to heaven and get to enjoy the beer volcano and stripper factory.

 

[MotF Bane]

Thanks, maybe now I can sucker more people into this thread :sneaky:

:awe::twisted:

 

[El Guaraguao]

old.

 

[Rubycon]

 

[child of wonder]

Ah, so you're a Reformed Pastafarian like me.

We worship Dr. Alfredo as FSM's chosen one with ninjas as his minions. We reject the heathen marinara of Orthodox Pastafarians.

Clearly the old system of Pastarian must be shed and reform is necessary!

 

[Pheran]

Heh, now that is great. What happens if you attempt to play "Passion of the Christ" on this?

 

[Matthiasa]

FSM in the link would have given it away if people looked close enough.

 

[dammitgibs]

I call people like you crusading atheists, from the Albert Einstein quote:

"I have repeatedly said that in my opinion the idea of a personal God is a childlike one. You may call me an agnostic, but I do not share the crusading spirit of the professional atheist whose fervor is mostly due to a painful act of liberation from the fetters of religious indoctrination received in youth. I prefer an attitude of humility corresponding to the weakness of our intellectual understanding of nature and of our own being. "

 

[Rubycon]

Heh, now that is great. What happens if you attempt to play "Passion of the Christ" on this?

Not starting well...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwuC-qzTZJo