I have found new respect for porn stars

AnMig

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Situation:

-day 4 of 5 day conference stuck in a Hotel in Dallas
-DVD drive on my laptop broke down yesterday (unable to play games or watch dvds)
-bored out of my head from watching 1 porn movie I happen to have on my Hard drive


So I decided to surprise my wife with a nice clean shaven look. Obviously I have never done this before. The only tool available was my trusty 10 year old Norelco electric shaver. I figure how hard can it be? So I began to dry shave first with the trimmer then the shaver. Now that did not go well I have so many nicks and cuts on my boys I may not be able to perform when I get home.

There must be a easier way to do this. Most of the damage was done by the trimmer. I am not quite sure what happened I never get cuts or nicks when I dry shave my face.



Lesson learned and hopefully passed on to fellow geeks Do not use a electric shaver on your boys.

Any porn stars out there willing to enlighten me on how to do this professionally. I am pretty sure the damage would have been worse with a razor.

sorry didnt bring my camera so no PIC's :)

peace
 

Evadman

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God: "I have some extra elbow skin, where shall I use it?"
 

Bolvangar

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get 1 of those battery powered trimmers they have at walgreens, I got one on sale for like 10 bucks, then cleanup with razor
 

AnMig

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Originally posted by: Feldenak
Never had a problem using my Mach3.



I am not talking trim the edges here, I mean the whole deal marbles and cue.

I figure the razor might not do well on the boys. But then again I have never tried will try that next time.

My boys feel free though.
 

AnMig

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Originally posted by: darkamulets
trim with scissors, then use a mach3 for the rest, and plenty of shaving cream

now that sounds like good advice from a pro.

whats your stage name? :)
 

KK

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Originally posted by: AnMig
Originally posted by: Feldenak
Never had a problem using my Mach3.



I am not talking trim the edges here, I mean the whole deal marbles and cue.

I figure the razor might not do well on the boys. But then again I have never tried will try that next time.

My boys feel free though.

Like the eletric razor would. Why didn't you stop at the first hint of grinding your nuts up?

KK
 

silverpig

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Scissors for the first run, then a mach 3 for the clean up. No problems. Get a little razor burn the first few times, but after that there's no problem.
 

Feldenak

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Originally posted by: AnMig
Originally posted by: Feldenak
Never had a problem using my Mach3.



I am not talking trim the edges here, I mean the whole deal marbles and cue.

I figure the razor might not do well on the boys. But then again I have never tried will try that next time.

My boys feel free though.

I wasn't talking about trimming the edges here. I don't want to get banned for telling you how to shave your boys but it's relatively easy (if you think about it).