I have completely ruined the GF, Wife software upgrade joke...

[narzy]

GF <years>.<months> to wife 1.0

so if I have been with my GF for 1 year 6 months it would be GF 1.6 if I havent been with my girlfriend for more then a year then the decimal is moved over one place to the right, with the .M attachement, if the GF is pregnent then you add a decimal so it would be in my case GF 1.6.1 if its twins that number is increased, if you already have kids then the pregnent identifier is moved over one place to the right using the previous examples it would be 1.6.1.1 <years>.<months>.<kids>.<pregnent> once your upgrade to wife 1.0 the trailing decimals are added to the software version minus honeymoon identifier which becomes the second identifier, ex, wife <years>.<months>.<honeymoons>.<kids>.<Pregnent> so say I got married my wife software version number would be 0.0.1.1.1 except that I don't have any kids, I'm not married, I didn't go on a honeymoon and my girlfriends not pregnent

make sense?

 

[narzy]

 

[amnesiac]

Wait but what if you're at like 11 months? 1.6 > 1.11

 

[Adul]

wah?

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: narzy
GF <years>.<months> to wife 1.0

so if I have been with my GF for 1 year 6 months it would be GF 1.6 if I havent been with my girlfriend for more then a year then the decimal is moved over one place to the right, with the .M attachement, if the GF is pregnent then you add a decimal so it would be in my case GF 1.6.1 if its twins that number is increased, if you already have kids then the pregnent identifier is moved over one place to the right using the previous examples it would be 1.6.1.1 <years>.<months>.<kids>.<pregnent> once your upgrade to wife 1.0 the trailing decimals are added to the software version minus honeymoon identifier which becomes the second identifier, ex, wife <years>.<months>.<honeymoons>.<kids>.<Pregnent> so say I got married my wife software version number would be 0.0.1.1.1 except that I don't have any kids, I'm not married, and I didn't go on a honeymoon.

make sense?

My brain hurts!

 

[her209]

What if I have 2 gfs?

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: her209
What if I have 2 gfs?

Better hope you have dual processors or a dman good multitasking OS!

 

[Mday]

what do you do with builds then? =P

 

[SnapIT]

Screw that, i'm a firm believer in nightly builds...

 

[tm37]

OK now my head really hurts.

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: her209
What if I have 2 gfs?

Better hope you have dual processors or a dman good multitasking OS!

I can't stop laughing... it'll never happen.. nerds w/chicks.. too funnay

 

[ElFenix]

your GF is prenant! :Q

 

[Azraele]

I'm guessing you have a pregnant gf?

 

[narzy]

heck no I dun have a pregnent GF. that would suck...

 

[DanFungus]

Originally posted by: narzy
GF <years>.<months> to wife 1.0

make sense?

not really! AAAHHHH

 

[ReiAyanami]

if she is open source, many geeky ppl would be sharing her

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

What if you're a pimp?

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: Hamburgerpimp
What if you're a pimp?

Or a Chimp?

 

[narzy]

Originally posted by: SSP

Originally posted by: Hamburgerpimp
What if you're a pimp?

Or a Chimp?

or a hip

oh wait...I started the thread why am I neffing in it?

now I got nef all over my face...