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I have boobs.

after reading your title and your announcement that semi recently took place, I thought you had surgery :evil:
 
I was going to google an awful pic to link for, but found this first. So, I posted it.
There are three kinds of man boobs. The first type: Hard. Hard man boobs are the kind that you would have if you worked out regularly. Hard man boobs are good. Chicks dig them. The second type: Semi-hard. Semi-hard man boobs are also good. Most chicks dig them. These are found on dudes that work out on occasion or used to be athletic or at least in decent shape at one point. The third kind: Flabby. Flabby man boobs are not good at all, unless you are a pro golfer. Chicks do not dig flabby man boobs unless you happen to have Phil Mickelson money. These are found on the type of dudes that were never athletic in their lives... these dudes don't even watch sports.
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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
So the operation was a success?

- M4H
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Obviously not!! I went in for penile enlargement!!!!
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heh, somewhere there's a girl who went in for a boob-job and came out with a penis :Q
 
Originally posted by: Kenazo
I was going to google an awful pic to link for, but found this first. So, I posted it.
There are three kinds of man boobs. The first type: Hard. Hard man boobs are the kind that you would have if you worked out regularly. Hard man boobs are good. Chicks dig them. The second type: Semi-hard. Semi-hard man boobs are also good. Most chicks dig them. These are found on dudes that work out on occasion or used to be athletic or at least in decent shape at one point. The third kind: Flabby. Flabby man boobs are not good at all, unless you are a pro golfer. Chicks do not dig flabby man boobs unless you happen to have Phil Mickelson money. These are found on the type of dudes that were never athletic in their lives... these dudes don't even watch sports.
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WARNING!
 
Originally posted by: shimsham
Originally posted by: Kenazo
I was going to google an awful pic to link for, but found this first. So, I posted it.
There are three kinds of man boobs. The first type: Hard. Hard man boobs are the kind that you would have if you worked out regularly. Hard man boobs are good. Chicks dig them. The second type: Semi-hard. Semi-hard man boobs are also good. Most chicks dig them. These are found on dudes that work out on occasion or used to be athletic or at least in decent shape at one point. The third kind: Flabby. Flabby man boobs are not good at all, unless you are a pro golfer. Chicks do not dig flabby man boobs unless you happen to have Phil Mickelson money. These are found on the type of dudes that were never athletic in their lives... these dudes don't even watch sports.
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WARNING!
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damn me and my curiosity. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: shimsham
Originally posted by: Kenazo
I was going to google an awful pic to link for, but found this first. So, I posted it.
There are three kinds of man boobs. The first type: Hard. Hard man boobs are the kind that you would have if you worked out regularly. Hard man boobs are good. Chicks dig them. The second type: Semi-hard. Semi-hard man boobs are also good. Most chicks dig them. These are found on dudes that work out on occasion or used to be athletic or at least in decent shape at one point. The third kind: Flabby. Flabby man boobs are not good at all, unless you are a pro golfer. Chicks do not dig flabby man boobs unless you happen to have Phil Mickelson money. These are found on the type of dudes that were never athletic in their lives... these dudes don't even watch sports.
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WARNING!
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O
M
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Originally posted by: shimsham
Originally posted by: Kenazo
I was going to google an awful pic to link for, but found this first. So, I posted it.
There are three kinds of man boobs. The first type: Hard. Hard man boobs are the kind that you would have if you worked out regularly. Hard man boobs are good. Chicks dig them. The second type: Semi-hard. Semi-hard man boobs are also good. Most chicks dig them. These are found on dudes that work out on occasion or used to be athletic or at least in decent shape at one point. The third kind: Flabby. Flabby man boobs are not good at all, unless you are a pro golfer. Chicks do not dig flabby man boobs unless you happen to have Phil Mickelson money. These are found on the type of dudes that were never athletic in their lives... these dudes don't even watch sports.
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Well, at least I'm not like that 😛
 
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