I have been tying my shoes wrong all this time

[spidey07]

And in other news OP finally graduates Kindergarten. ;-)

Meh, I've tied my shoes with a granny knot since kindergarten and rarely have them come undone.

You loop it! Then you swoop it!

 

[Dessert Tears]

I learned the granny knot, then switched years later when I saw the thin laces on my dress shoes lie in a cross rather than parallel.

 

[ElFenix]

i'm wearing laceless shoes right now and this is going to bother me all day

been doinitrite

 

[Ichinisan]

Video doesn't work on iOS.

 

[Jaskalas]

Double knot.

I've never heard of such distinctions of a single knot before, explains why it's always so useless.