I have been accused of child abuse

[madoka]

I was driving my kids around when I felt a rumbling deep in my bowels. I had some dairy products that did not sit well with me. So I did what any father would do in this situation: I locked all the window controls, let out a loud fart, and then laughed hysterically at my kids' protests.

One of them claimed that what I did amounted to child abuse. Do you guys agree or think it was just a dad thing to do?

 

[Zeze]

LOL

 

[BoomerD]

Crop Dusting at its finest...while they may never appreciate what you've taught them, it's almost for certain that each one of them will remember...and do it to their kids...and maybe to you when you're too old to fight back.

 

[madoka]

it's almost for certain that each one of them will remember...and do it to their kids

Yes, I admit I probably started a cycle of violence in my family.

and maybe to you when you're too old to fight back.

That would most certainly be elder abuse!

 

[Cyco]

If you can't torture your kids that way in the car, that's a world I don't want to live in.

 

[pcgeek11]

I was driving my kids around when I felt a rumbling deep in my bowels. I had some dairy products that did not sit well with me. So I did what any father would do in this situation: I locked all the window controls, let out a loud fart, and then laughed hysterically at my kids' protests.

One of them claimed that what I did amounted to child abuse. Do you guys agree or think it was just a dad thing to do?

Dad thing all the way!

Excellent.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Crop Dusting at its finest...while they may never appreciate what you've taught them, it's almost for certain that each one of them will remember...and do it to their kids...and maybe to you when you're too old to fight back.

This... absolutely this.

Everything my dad did in (this being one of them), as well as everytime I would say "I'm thirsty" he would always reply "I'm Friday".... and always turning up oldies classic rock even though we hated it....

I now do all that as well now

 

[ch33zw1z]

100% dad thing. Making memories. The sense of smell is tied strongly to memories. You, sir, have made a lasting impression that will invoke nostalgia for a lifetime.

 

[Thebobo]

Its a bonding thing

 

[zinfamous]

Crop Dusting at its finest...while they may never appreciate what you've taught them, it's almost for certain that each one of them will remember...and do it to their kids...and maybe to you when you're too old to fight back.

It's only crop dusting if he leaves the car with them stuck inside, paralyzed by fart.

 

[HomerJS]

Farts always funny!!

 

[Braznor]

One of these days, your kids are gonna surprise you with a gun and shoot you through your asshole if you try that again.

 

[madoka]

Damit! How much data mining is going on the net?

I don't know if I'm just being paranoid, but now I'm seeing ads for dealing with gas problems!

 

[Mayne]

"Dad! can we have Mcdonalds?" as you slowly drive by the restaurant.
"We have rice at home"

thats probably the best part of being a parent.

 

[ch33zw1z]

One of these days, your kids are gonna surprise you with a gun and shoot you through your asshole if you try that again.

I think someone needs to have a talk about appropriate revenge tactics. This seems a bit extreme.

 

[madoka]

I think someone needs to have a talk about appropriate revenge tactics. This seems a bit extreme.

One detail that I left out was how I justified my behavior to my kids. When they accused me of being mean and cruel, I told them I was magnanimously just trying to stop them from getting cancer:

http://theweek.com/speedreads/450160/study-smelling-farts-may-good-health

Now they fart around me all the time and tell me that it's for my own good to prevent cancer.

 

[ch33zw1z]

One detail that I left out was how I justified my behavior to my kids. When they accused me of being mean and cruel, I told them I was magnanimously just trying to stop them from getting cancer:

http://theweek.com/speedreads/450160/study-smelling-farts-may-good-health

Now they fart around me all the time and tell me that it's for my own good to prevent cancer.

Seems like you taught reasonable response. You know, not aggravated assault with a weapon

 

[Red Squirrel]

What you did is probably against the Geneva convention.