I have an uninvited guest.

[massmedia]

protection needed

 

[manimal]

I have started taking spiders in the house outside instead of smashing them. The kids asked me after finding a big spider the day after I read to them part of charlottes web.

I kinda like them valuing life even so small though spiders and creepy crawlies make daddy pee his pants...

 

[Iron Woode]

jumping spiders are awesome.

they have amazing eye sight.

all of the ones I've seen are the zebra ones.

 

[waggy]

Jeeebus has a post for you. Five dolla, five dolla.

long as the little fucker ain't a foot long. and no i am not talking about RG's dick

D:

 

[highland145]

I have started taking spiders in the house outside instead of smashing them. The kids asked me after finding a big spider the day after I read to them part of charlottes web.

I kinda like them valuing life even so small though spiders and creepy crawlies make daddy pee his pants...

Since they'll be picking your nursing home...

 

[SKORPI0]

This thing should work against them.. :biggrin:

 

[highland145]

lolol. Made the urban dictionary....posted by ts3433

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Syringer

Syringer
The unofficial ATOT Whipping Boy, constantly ridiculed by forum members for not finishing his infamous spider story (see Syringered).

One day, the AnandTech forum moderators decided to join in the fun and started giving him custom titles, ranging from Junior Member (used for new members with <25 posts; he has over 8000) to Useless User to a Cute Little ..

 

[WaTaGuMp]

I confronted him and he started waving his arms at me in a threatening manner. I backed off...:$. Guess he can stay...crazy bastard looks like this.

How did you even get past security to become a member here? I am going to talk to the person in charge.

 

[highland145]

How did you even get past security to become a member here? I am going to talk to the person in charge.

esquared likes me. And you?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

esquared likes me. And you?

I lied and said I was a hot chick with huge tits.

 

[highland145]

I lied and said I was a hot chick with huge tits.

So the chick part was wrong. Sad.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

So the chick part was wrong. Sad.

Its going to attack you in your sleep. Paralyze you, wrap you up and use you as food for months.

 

[highland145]

Its going to attack you in your sleep. Paralyze you, wrap you up and use you as food for months.

You'd better hope not. If he nourishes himself from my fluids, the the human race will be doomed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=k1umrxqCB-w#t=72

 

[WaTaGuMp]

You'd better hope not. If he nourishes himself from my fluids, the the human race will be doomed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=k1umrxqCB-w#t=72

We are already doomed, the Kardashians are still breeding.

 

[highland145]

We are already doomed, the Kardashians are still breeding.

Kim's ass is so big, I doubt what's his name can even hit it.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Kim's ass is so big, I doubt what's his name can even hit it.

Let us not forget, there are more of them.

 

[highland145]

Let us not forget, there are more of them.

I'll see if Lord Fred has some cousins near by

 

[Perknose]

Spiders are doers! They create their own web access.