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I have a strong urge

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BaboonGuy

Diamond Member
buy the new Ashlee Simpson album, that single is pretty catchy! Hopefully it can be another "Under My Skin." Should I supress that urge for fear of society's stigma or just go for it?
 
Ohhh sure... go ahead... buy it... add another number to the vast numbers of young fools purchasing this album. Thereby furthering the Simpson dumb blonde teenage image. Thus encouraging other children to follow in the footsteps of Ashlee.

As these young kids grow up in the shadow of Ashlee the intelligence of our population will decrease, as we submit to the all powerful urges of teenage sex objects. Until finally a great leader shall arise from the swarming humping pedopheliac masses, and he shall be called Adolf... and he will spew hatred and vile disgust from a bloody pulpit of death. He will cast down hellfire and damnation throughout the land, until all bow in terror. Humanity's goodness will be lost to a thousand years of dark rule.

So sure... if you like darkness, evil, death, and destruction... buy the album. If you like happiness, flowers, candy, and love... don't.

-Max
 
Originally posted by: Doboji
Ohhh sure... go ahead... buy it... add another number to the vast numbers of young fools purchasing this album. Thereby furthering the Simpson dumb blonde teenage image. Thus encouraging other children to follow in the footsteps of Ashlee.

As these young kids grow up in the shadow of Ashlee the intelligence of our population will decrease, as we submit to the all powerful urges of teenage sex objects. Until finally a great leader shall arise from the swarming humping pedopheliac masses, and he shall be called Adolf... and he will spew hatred and vile disgust from a bloody pulpit of death. He will cast down hellfire and damnation throughout the land, until all bow in terror. Humanity's goodness will be lost to a thousand years of dark rule.

So sure... if you like darkness, evil, death, and destruction... buy the album. If you like happiness, flowers, candy, and love... don't.

-Max
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I always thought it was "If you like young girls buy it, if not don't" but hey darkness evil death and destruction aren't all bad I guess depending on which side you're on, right?
 
Originally posted by: Doboji
Ohhh sure... go ahead... buy it... add another number to the vast numbers of young fools purchasing this album. Thereby furthering the Simpson dumb blonde teenage image. Thus encouraging other children to follow in the footsteps of Ashlee.

As these young kids grow up in the shadow of Ashlee the intelligence of our population will decrease, as we submit to the all powerful urges of teenage sex objects. Until finally a great leader shall arise from the swarming humping pedopheliac masses, and he shall be called Adolf... and he will spew hatred and vile disgust from a bloody pulpit of death. He will cast down hellfire and damnation throughout the land, until all bow in terror. Humanity's goodness will be lost to a thousand years of dark rule.

So sure... if you like darkness, evil, death, and destruction... buy the album. If you like happiness, flowers, candy, and love... don't.

-Max
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man, you really know how to make it tough. be a devil-worshiper or hippie.. decisions decisions
 
If you like that one song enough to buy a whole CD, then go for it. I've heard clips from a few of the other songs on the CD, and I actually like it.

I don't think you should let the guys on here make you feel like you shouldn't buy it. I doubt you'll have to turn in your man card just for purchasing a CD. It's not like you're buying the Hilary Duff CD! 😉😛


: ) Amanda
 
If you like that one song enough to buy a whole CD, then go for it. I've heard clips from a few of the other songs on the CD, and I actually like it.

I don't think you should let the guys on here make you feel like you shouldn't buy it. I doubt you'll have to turn in your man card just for purchasing a CD. It's not like you're buying the Hilary Duff CD!


: ) Amanda
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Amanda? The "Mistress of Sunshine".... How are YOU qualified to make ANY judgements whatsoever about "Man Cards"?

No sorry... if he buys the album he is not only giving into the powers of darkness.... he is also a pansy ass pvssy boy punk😀

Have a great day...

-Max
 
Originally posted by: Doboji

Amanda? The "Mistress of Sunshine".... How are YOU qualified to make ANY judgements whatsoever about "Man Cards"?

No sorry... if he buys the album he is not only giving into the powers of darkness.... he is also a pansy ass pvssy boy punk😀

Have a great day...

-Max
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You dare to question my authority? :shocked::|


*Takes away Doboji's man card*


A real man knows not to argue with a woman! 😉😛


: ) Amanda
 
You dare to question my authority?


*Takes away Doboji's man card*


A real man knows not to argue with a woman!


: ) Amanda
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Now now now... you may be a cute bundle of sunshine... but there's only two women in the world qualified to take away my man card...

But thanx for playing😉

-Max
 
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