i have a soccer game today.

[guapo337]

first game i'll be playing in since last fall. im fvcking psyched, to say the least. however, there are these two kids that play on my team. they think they're amazing together, and never pass off unless it's to each other. they dont even play very well either.. im still psyched for the game.

 

[filmmaker]

Good luck and have fun

 

[Apathetic]

Good luck with the game and remember to HAVE FUN! Sucks about your teammates, though. Maybe the coach should point out that there are more than two people on the team to them.

Dave

 

[biffbacon]

break a leg dude... j/k
goodluck

 

[Platypus]

I just drank a glass of water

 

[MichaelD]

Please, let me add an air of authenticity to your Soccer Thread.


[en Espanol]

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

*crowd riots*

*small children's spines get snapped as swarms of people rush towards each other*

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

*police fire tear gas as rioters reveal hidden small arms that were somehow gotten inside*

*rioters fire on police...stands collapse, killing hundreds of underprivelaged soccer fans*

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!


GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!


*National Guard called in to restore order*

*In a Tianamen Square-esque move, rioters try to stop tanks with bare bodies...with predictable results*

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!


[/en Espanol]

All of the above happened in exactly 47 seconds.

Have fun at your game. 😉

 

[tm37]

GO TEAM

 

[oniq]

Im fvcking psyched too.............