I have a Sexual Deviance/Fantasy theme party to go to, what should i dress up as?

[damocles]

It's an Office thing. There are lots of people going as School girls, one Bishop,a Gimp and the girl that sits beside me is going as a horse. I really dont know what to go as.

There are about 100 people going and i want to stand out (without being arrested or hit on by bikers). Anyone have an idea?

PS I'm male

 

[VoodooExtreme]

Hmmm... what about nude?

That will make u (or some other thing) stand out 😉 LOL

 

[crYnOid]

Thats easy🙂 go as Russ :disgust: or GirlFriday:Q😉

 

[Chef0083]

You can always do the naked Trench Coat thing..😉

 

[crYnOid]

Hmm... how about an Air Hostess 🙂 (female😉)

 

[Czar]

How about the condoms like in Naked gun, the full size ones 😉

 

[VoodooExtreme]

<< How about the condoms like in Naked gun, the full size ones >>



Thoose rule!!!

 

[cxim]

damocles.... given some of your earlier posts about your size ( a big guy ) You should go as a transvestite VAMP. Fire Red wig, lots of feather boas &amp; a silk /satin gown.

 

[sweetrobin]

All I know is whatever you choose I wanna see pictures .. what an interesting office party ... you must work with a bunch of freaks ...

 

[ratkil]

<<girl that sits beside me is going as a horse>>
Guess size does matter to her........

 

[dogberry]

How tall are you? If you can pull it off, a dwarf is always good. :Q

 

[BigSmooth]

Marv Albert?

 

[bigbootydaddy]

YEAH, either wrap your self in plastic wrap and say your a condom,

or go as a keg or a bag of weed

 

[thebestMAX]

If you are female:

My favorite outfit is two band aids and a cork.

Think you are a big guy thought so go as a drag queen and dare anyone to give you a big &quot;........&quot; (You know, hug, kiss)

 

[BA]

A Scotsman

 

[thebestMAX]

Yeah, BA has it, go as FAT BASTARD for the Austin Powers movie.

 

[Namuna]

Go as Elvis in Drag.

 

[azazyel]

Trench coat and very long artificial D!ck. Have an arrow on your chest pointing down that says &quot;home wrecker&quot;

 

[IBhacknU]

I think a nekkid cracker would be appropriate

 

[unxpurg8d]

Hmmmm....how well do you know the girl going as a horse? Dress up as Catherine the Great and go as a couple. 😉





(And yeah, I know she died of a brain aneurysm, but that old rumor about the horse is funnier - particularly for this party. 😛 )

 

[BoberFett]

Or Lady Godiva. 🙂

 

[damocles]

The scary thing is it is the general managers idea.

I might have a look for a 'body condom', not sure how that will affect my drinking though. More ideas are good :-0

 

[vi edit]

I say go as Elvira 🙂

 

[JenniZ]

Go as a girl, dressing up as a guy.

 

[ATLien247]

Dress up like an oriental woman. Then all you need is some chocolate to smear around your mouth.

Ta Da! You're now censored for the greater good of all mankind!

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