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I have a Sexual Deviance/Fantasy theme party to go to, what should i dress up as?

damocles

Diamond Member
It's an Office thing. There are lots of people going as School girls, one Bishop,a Gimp and the girl that sits beside me is going as a horse. I really dont know what to go as.

There are about 100 people going and i want to stand out (without being arrested or hit on by bikers). Anyone have an idea?

PS I'm male
 
damocles.... given some of your earlier posts about your size ( a big guy ) You should go as a transvestite VAMP. Fire Red wig, lots of feather boas & a silk /satin gown.
 
All I know is whatever you choose I wanna see pictures .. what an interesting office party ... you must work with a bunch of freaks ...
 
If you are female:

My favorite outfit is two band aids and a cork.

Think you are a big guy thought so go as a drag queen and dare anyone to give you a big "........" (You know, hug, kiss)
 
Trench coat and very long artificial D!ck. Have an arrow on your chest pointing down that says "home wrecker"
 


Hmmmm....how well do you know the girl going as a horse? Dress up as Catherine the Great and go as a couple. 😉





(And yeah, I know she died of a brain aneurysm, but that old rumor about the horse is funnier - particularly for this party. 😛 )
 
The scary thing is it is the general managers idea.

I might have a look for a 'body condom', not sure how that will affect my drinking though. More ideas are good :-0
 
Dress up like an oriental woman. Then all you need is some chocolate to smear around your mouth.

Ta Da! You're now censored for the greater good of all mankind!

AnandTech Moderator


BLECH!
 
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