I have a question about Ron White.

[Jhill]

He is one on my favorite comedians, but he has a bit where he says "I am between 6'1 and 6'4 depending on what convienant store I'm leaving" or something like that.

WTF does that mean?

Does it mean he robbed the place and the police saw the video and think he is that tall or something?

BTW if you want another really funny comedian check out Brian Regan also.

 

[OdiN]

You mean Ron "Tater Salad" White.

 

[xboxlive]

if you would have listened, it was in towns where he was wearing different hats.

"Gay people in this area wear hats; we're tryin' to keep them out of our club!" Oh really? The only way we can tell down in Texas is if they have their hair cut like, yours. And he got all pissed. Anyway, I took off the hat, and he walked away. About an hour later, I was drinking and I forgot. Ever forget? It happened to me. I put the hat on, and he comes back over. Now, I'm between six-one and six-six depending on which convenience store I'm leaving. "

 

[NTB]

I think I know what he's talking about. I don't know about where you live, but most of the convenience stores around here have this giant stickers on the door frame that are marked out in feet and inches, to help them gauge height when the the place *is* robbed. Only the 1-foot marks are actually written out, I think, so anything else is a rough guess. So depending on who you talk to, he could be anywhere from 6'1'' to 6'4''.

Nate

 

[Goosemaster]

There is no hope for humanity....


I was so vain to not believe such a thing

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: xboxlive
if you would have listened, it was in towns where he was wearing different hats.

"Gay people in this area wear hats; we're tryin' to keep them out of our club!" Oh really? The only way we can tell down in Texas is if they have their hair cut like, yours. And he got all pissed. Anyway, I took off the hat, and he walked away. About an hour later, I was drinking and I forgot. Ever forget? It happened to me. I put the hat on, and he comes back over. Now, I'm between six-one and six-six depending on which convenience store I'm leaving. "

and I was *not* drunk in pub-lic. I was drunk over there in that bar. He threw me out in pub-lic!

Nate

 

[xboxlive]

it's all about being drunk, apparently thinking hats were for gay people, etc...

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: NTB

Originally posted by: xboxlive
if you would have listened, it was in towns where he was wearing different hats.

"Gay people in this area wear hats; we're tryin' to keep them out of our club!" Oh really? The only way we can tell down in Texas is if they have their hair cut like, yours. And he got all pissed. Anyway, I took off the hat, and he walked away. About an hour later, I was drinking and I forgot. Ever forget? It happened to me. I put the hat on, and he comes back over. Now, I'm between six-one and six-six depending on which convenience store I'm leaving. "

and I was *not* drunk in pub-lic. I was drunk over there in that bar. He threw me out in pub-lic!

Nate

Ron WHite is great.

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: OdiN
You mean Ron "Tater Salad" White.

Don't forget his son, Tater tot

Nate

 

[xboxlive]

indeed

 

[Insane3D]

"I got arrested for drunk driving. It was a bogus charge though. Apparently they were stopping everyone driving down that particular sidewalk..."

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: Insane3D
"I got arrested for drunk driving. It was a bogus charge though. Apparently they were stopping everyone driving down that particular sidewalk..."

lol - litterally. I'm going to have to dig up my copy of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour now...

Nate

 

[engineereeyore]

Yeah, I believe the idea was that he had "robbed" several convenient stores and his record under "tater salad" listed him as being between 6'1" and 6'4" from the different reports. That was my interpretation, but I could be wrong.

On the side, do any of you live in the south? Are any of you ever shocked like I am at how many of the jokes in Blue Collar are actually true? Maybe I should be scared of the fact that I get home-sick every time I watch that show.