I have a paper to write, someone motivate me

[beer]

I have to write a paper. I hate writing papers because it's for regulars English. That means I can halfass my way through it, and make an A. But I'm too lazy to even do that.

 

[TonyG]

I am in the same boat as you except my paper is worth 4 grades and is due tomorrow. I have been working on it but just stopped to take a break. Good luck on getting yours done.

 

[loogie]

You smell funny.

 

[JeremyJoe]

Mr. T would say....Do your homework sucka dont make me pound you

 

[prodigy]

You want to play CS, you want to play CS

 

[trmiv]

Bah! Why do something now when you can put it off until tomorrow is what I always say!! Isn't there a game you should be playing or something?

 

[Windogg]

Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it? Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy f******* walrus-looking piece of s***! Get the f*** off of my obstacle! Get the f*** down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your b**** off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-d*** every cannibal on the Congo! Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked s*** that high. Who said that? Who the f*** said that? Who's the slimy communist s*** twinkle-toed c********* who just signed his own death warrant? Jesus Christ Pyle, don't try too hard. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your a** up there, wouldn't he? What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

 

[loup garou]

You are feeling veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrry sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.

Muahahaha.

 

[beer]

Very inspirational WINDOGG

Edit: TYPO

 

[loup garou]

<< Very inspiration WINDOGG >>



Don't get too cocky about your English skills there. :Q

 

[Yzzim]

Mr. T would say:

[Mr. T voice]
&quot;I pity the fool who doesn't write their English paper&quot;
[/Mr. T voice]

 

[LordMaul]

If you do it...you will get a No-Prize!

 

[Moonbeam]

You were to be killed in an auto wreck yesterday but your time has been extended proportional to the enthusiasm you muster over being alive to write your paper.

 

[MojoJojo]

Head over to www.mulletsgalore.com
All those guys put off doing their papers and look at them now.


START WRITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :Q

 

[Azraele]

Stop neffing and start writing!

 

[dcdomain]

Hey bro, when's it due? Way I handle it is... don't think about it until the morning it's due. If it's due after lunch.. no problem, head on over to the school library during study hall or lunch, and you'll be able to crank it out. Or if it's first period or soon after, I usually wake up an hour or two before school to work on it.

I figure, you can either work on it for a week... or cram it in to one or two hours and still have the same product. I'd rather work during crunch time... the quality of the time you spend on it is much higher hehehe...

Fugghheeddabboutit...

 

[Champo41]

I don't know why, I actually liked writing papers.

I sort of miss my basic English classes

 

[Fearlss1]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo go see Hanibal surely you can write a better story than that... hahahahah

 

[miniMUNCH]

Just think about having to take that stupid class again...motivated now?

 

[Mday]

work on your paper, or i will personally bend your wookie...








poor ralph =(