I have a lighter that is basically a torch

[rudeguy]

I have:

1. lighter that can be used as a torch
2. lots of stuff laying around
3. too much time on my hands
4. a digital camera



let the suggestions flow

 

[ScrapSilicon]

pyromaniac ..hmm

 

[Howard]

Melt your wife's dildos!

 

[Brutuskend]

Now you just need a crack pipe and some, well, CRACK!

 

[WhiteWonder]

I'v never seen a burning digital camera.....

 

[Wallydraigle]

You could always go for the tried and true and just set someone's hair on fire. But if you're feeling spunky you could do something with the cicadas if you have any around.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Howard
Melt your wife's dildos!

dont have a wife...otherwise I would set her on fire for sure

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: WhiteWonder
I'v never seen a burning digital camera.....

ohh good idea.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: WhiteWonder
I'v never seen a burning digital camera.....

I suppose if I broke out the zippo fluid and took a picture in the mirror I could do that...but then I wouldnt have a digital camera anymore

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: lirion
You could always go for the tried and true and just set someone's hair on fire. But if you're feeling spunky you could do something with the cicadas if you have any around.

no one else here but me and the cats...and they run away from me ever since "the incident"

 

[monk3y]

Get a spray can and things can get REALLY fun

 

[sonambulo]

neighbors?

 

[PCTweaker5]

Get some meth and make a small hole in a lightbulb and you got yerself some fun.

 

[BadNewsBears]

Uhhh load a big ass bowl and rip that sh!t.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: InstincT
Get a spray can and things can get REALLY fun

I cant find compressed air that is flamable anymore.

And my neighbors are cool now, so I dont want to torture them.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: lirion
You could always go for the tried and true and just set someone's hair on fire. But if you're feeling spunky you could do something with the cicadas if you have any around.

no one else here but me and the cats...and they run away from me ever since "the incident"

Hmmm, Dude, have you been taking your meds on a regular basis lately? Everyone knows that you have to catch the cats while they're sleeping and THEN give them the lighter fluid bath.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: InstincT
Get a spray can and things can get REALLY fun

I cant find compressed air that is flamable anymore.

And my neighbors are cool now, so I dont want to torture them.

Hair spray.

 

[kyparrish]

Originally posted by: Munchies
Uhhh load a big ass bowl and rip that sh!t.

hahaha

Thank you for making my night

 

[BadNewsBears]

Originally posted by: kyparrish

Originally posted by: Munchies
Uhhh load a big ass bowl and rip that sh!t.

hahaha

Thank you for making my night

No prob.

 

[bootymac]

I was out in the backyard one night this week with a lighter gun and a flashlight. I found a billion ants storming up and down a tree trunk... BWHAHAHAHAHA :evil:

[pyromaniac] Never seen so many smoking balls of ants before! [/pyromaniac]

Ahhh yes... teenage angst!