i have a grey nose hair

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  1. Mday

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    yeah, i do, freaky huh.
     
  2. Monel Funkawitz

    Monel Funkawitz Diamond Member

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    Don't pull the S.O.B. out, I'll tell you that right now. I don't care how much of a man you are... pulling out nostril hairs will make you cry like a baby. :D

    That schit hurts.
     
  3. kranky

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    I read a while back that a popular timewaster for relief pitchers in the bullpen is to take turns pulling out teammates' nose hairs until someone surrenders. No kidding.
     
  4. Donuts

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    ya, I got those and the much needed corn husk eye brows. Have to use a weed wacker on them every week!







    And this one time at Band Camp!
     
  5. sweetrobin

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    Ok this one of those topics that I just wish I hadn't read
     
  6. Tominator

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    << i have a grey nose hair >>



    Better color that green or yellow any day!:D
     
  7. Adul

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    I think we have reached a new low...
     
  8. EmperorNero

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    So I'm not alone:p I don't have grey hair but do have one grey nose hair. Let's startup a grey nose hair men's club.
     
  10. Tominator

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    ...just start snorting Grecian Formula....:Q
     
  11. JellyBaby

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    Gray nose hair, eh? Hmmm, didn't realize they made those. For me, the overall abundancy of nose hair is the central issue. I'd choose a few gray ones over twin bushes of black tentacles any day.
     
  12. miri

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    im getting them now to :(
     
  13. OinkBoink

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    A thread about nose hair? :eek:

    BAN. :colbert:
     
  14. Howard

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    Did you do a search for gray nose hairs? This is ridiculous.
     
  15. BurnItDwn

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    I have many grey hairs all over my beard and sideburns. I started to get the greys in my early 20s.
     
  16. Puppies04

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    Pussy :p.
     
  17. lozina

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    Nuke it! Nuke it noaw!

    If you don't it will spread out communism domino effect style to the rest of 'em!
     
  18. dave_the_nerd

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    Sissy.

    (Actually, no, I'm just weird. The hair on my head fell out and most of the rest of my body hair is just looking for an excuse to follow it. When I get my eyebrows or nose hair plucked back, I barely feel it.)
     
  19. OutHouse

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    gray pubes is next.
     
  20. Golgatha

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    Better than the infamous brown-nose hair.
     
  21. DawsonsDada

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    I skipped the gray and went straight to white
     
  22. AyashiKaibutsu

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    Wimp... I actually take tweezers and pluck out all my nose hairs. Although no matter what you do, twanging those nerves are going to make your eyes water. I've had hairs right adjacent to my nose removed with electrolysis too (aka a red hot needle)... yea a bit worse than plucking a hair.
     
  23. Eug

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    The Man and His Two Wives

    Aesop

    A middle-aged man had two wives, one who was old and one who was young.
    Each one desired to see him like herself. Now the man's hair was turning gray,
    which the young wife did not like, as it made him look too old for her husband.
    So every night she used to comb his hair and pull out the white ones. But the
    elder wife saw her husband growing gray with great pleasure, for she did not
    like to be mistaken for his mother. So every morning she used to arrange his
    hair and pull out as many of the black ones as she could. In consequence the
    man soon found himself entirely bald.

    Moral: Yield to all and you will soon have nothing to yield.