As I sit here in my cold\flu weakened state trying to gain access to misery ending medicine I have come up with a great idea. A store only for DINKs. No more 'child safe' medicine bottles. Tide pods everywhere. We'll have a child free restaurant. A fire hydrant will be installed outside so we can easily turn the fire hose on any kids fundraising group that tries to setup shop near the entrance. Group buys for airline flights.
And, most importantly, a large lawn area with lots fo chairs we can sit in to make sure no children try and have fun on the perfectly manicured grass.
And, most importantly, a large lawn area with lots fo chairs we can sit in to make sure no children try and have fun on the perfectly manicured grass.
